Post by Spirk WWE on May 15, 2008 17:59:58 GMT -5
The lights suddenly go out at ringside.
SCHIVONE: What happened?
CORONETTE: Do I look like I work for the power company?
Bongo drums begin to play and strobe lights begin to flash. Copa Cabana begins to play and Colt Cabana comes strutting out in Michael Hayes fashion.
SCHIVONE: Listen to this crowd! They absolutely LOVE Colt Cabana!
CORONETTE: But what about the match in the ring? I mean Jimmy Yang Wang...Colt Cabana's opponent at next week's show...Was in the middle of a match when the lights went out!
Colt Cabana has slipped between the ropes and into the ring, he holds his hands high in the air as the crowd shows their love. He struts around the ring again and the fans go wild.
SCHIVONE: It looks like Wang has had about enough of C abana's showboating.
Jimmy Yang Wang gets in Colt's face and shoves him. Colt staggers backwards and holds his hands up. Showing that he doesn't want to fight. He takes the mic from Michelle McCool.
COLT: Whoa, whoa. Hold on there now partner. There's no need to get all riled up. Now I know I came out here in the middle of your match and all.
Colt turns the the jobber standing in the middle of the ring.
COLT: Sorry about that mr. Nobody.
The jobber shrugs and Colt turns back to Wang.
COLT: Now look, I just wanted to take the opportunity to get to know you Jimmy. Can I call you Jimmy? Ok then. As I was saying. I wanted to come out and here get to know you. I mean I know you're from the great Nation of Japan. I get that. But what I don't understand.....Is how do you keep those chaps from chafing when you come down to the ring?
Jimmy stares in confusion and Colt.
SCHIVONE: I can honestly say that you never know what's going to come out of Colt Cabana's mouth.
COLT: I mean come on Jimmy, the chaps, the cowboy hat. It's obvious you're trying way too hard. Next you'll shave your head and start swilling beer on TV in order to be the ultimate redneck. Come on man, just be yourse......
A right fist from Jimmy Yang Wang catches Colt in the side of the head and forces him to drop the mic.
SCHIVONE: It looks like Jimmy Yang Wang has had about all he can handle of Colt Cabana.
Yang presses his luck and tries another right hand but Colt blocks it and blasts Yang with a right of his own. He whips Yang into the turnbuckle and gets a running start....He blasts Jimmy in the chest with both knees!
Jimmy Stumbles out of the corner and gets kicked in the gut. Colt tucks his head between his legs and girates his hips to a HUGE pop from the crowd. He underhook's Wang's arms and lifts him up onto his shoulder. He drops to his rear on the mat, jarring Yang's spine.
CORONETTE: It's the Colt 45! What a devistating move!
Colt jumps to his feet and starts strutting around the ring as Copa Cabana begins to play.
SHIVONE: Well it looks like Colt Cabana came out here tonight to deliver a message to Jimmy Yang Wang.
CORONETTE: I would say he got his point across allright!
SHIVONE: Fans we'll be right back!
SCHIVONE: What happened?
CORONETTE: Do I look like I work for the power company?
Bongo drums begin to play and strobe lights begin to flash. Copa Cabana begins to play and Colt Cabana comes strutting out in Michael Hayes fashion.
SCHIVONE: Listen to this crowd! They absolutely LOVE Colt Cabana!
CORONETTE: But what about the match in the ring? I mean Jimmy Yang Wang...Colt Cabana's opponent at next week's show...Was in the middle of a match when the lights went out!
Colt Cabana has slipped between the ropes and into the ring, he holds his hands high in the air as the crowd shows their love. He struts around the ring again and the fans go wild.
SCHIVONE: It looks like Wang has had about enough of C abana's showboating.
Jimmy Yang Wang gets in Colt's face and shoves him. Colt staggers backwards and holds his hands up. Showing that he doesn't want to fight. He takes the mic from Michelle McCool.
COLT: Whoa, whoa. Hold on there now partner. There's no need to get all riled up. Now I know I came out here in the middle of your match and all.
Colt turns the the jobber standing in the middle of the ring.
COLT: Sorry about that mr. Nobody.
The jobber shrugs and Colt turns back to Wang.
COLT: Now look, I just wanted to take the opportunity to get to know you Jimmy. Can I call you Jimmy? Ok then. As I was saying. I wanted to come out and here get to know you. I mean I know you're from the great Nation of Japan. I get that. But what I don't understand.....Is how do you keep those chaps from chafing when you come down to the ring?
Jimmy stares in confusion and Colt.
SCHIVONE: I can honestly say that you never know what's going to come out of Colt Cabana's mouth.
COLT: I mean come on Jimmy, the chaps, the cowboy hat. It's obvious you're trying way too hard. Next you'll shave your head and start swilling beer on TV in order to be the ultimate redneck. Come on man, just be yourse......
A right fist from Jimmy Yang Wang catches Colt in the side of the head and forces him to drop the mic.
SCHIVONE: It looks like Jimmy Yang Wang has had about all he can handle of Colt Cabana.
Yang presses his luck and tries another right hand but Colt blocks it and blasts Yang with a right of his own. He whips Yang into the turnbuckle and gets a running start....He blasts Jimmy in the chest with both knees!
Jimmy Stumbles out of the corner and gets kicked in the gut. Colt tucks his head between his legs and girates his hips to a HUGE pop from the crowd. He underhook's Wang's arms and lifts him up onto his shoulder. He drops to his rear on the mat, jarring Yang's spine.
CORONETTE: It's the Colt 45! What a devistating move!
Colt jumps to his feet and starts strutting around the ring as Copa Cabana begins to play.
SHIVONE: Well it looks like Colt Cabana came out here tonight to deliver a message to Jimmy Yang Wang.
CORONETTE: I would say he got his point across allright!
SHIVONE: Fans we'll be right back!