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Post by theeagle on May 9, 2008 18:59:56 GMT -5
Skid Row's "Youth Gone Wild" plays as pictures of the OVW Superstars are displayed.
Tony Schivone: Welcome to our very first Ohio Valley Wrestling Weekly show. We are glad to have you. I am Tony Schivone and this is my partner Jim Cornette.
Jim Cornette: Thanks Tony but let me do all the talking from here on out. You will chase everyone away.
The lights dim as the 4 Horseman music hits.
TS: Here our Commish Double A Arn Anderson. I wonder what he has to say.
JC: Hopefully getting me a new partner.
Arn Anderson: Wow!! Welcome to the OVW. I am gonna get right down to business. OVW needs a champion. After doing some thinking there is only one way to do it. A 16 man Elimination Tournament. This will last 5 weeks. Starting tonight. Here is the bracket for the first 16 competitors.
1)The Miz
vs
2) Kenny Dykstra
3)Charlie Haas
vs
4)Hardcore Holly
5)Rey Mysterio
vs
6)Zack Ryder
7)Colt Cabana
vs
8)Jimmy Wang Yang
9)Kofi Kingston
vs
10)Curt Hawkins
11) Mike Knox
vs
12)Snitsky
13)Mark Henry
vs
14) The BoogeyMan
15)Ron Simmons
vs
16) Chuck Palumbo
AA: The tournament starts tonight with The Miz vs Kenny Dykstra!!!
The 4 Horseman's music plays as the commish leaves the ring.
TC: Wow!! His first night in power and he has made an impact.
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Post by theeagle on May 9, 2008 22:15:27 GMT -5
COMMERCIAL
Angelina Jolie is sitting on beach.
Angelina Jolie: I am so thirsty!!
As she says this a dolphin jumps out of the water with a Diet Coke in his mouth. Angelina grabs it and starts drinking it.
Then it goes to Angelina and the dolphin swimming.
As the sunsets
Narrarator: Everyone loves a Diet Coke...it brings every species together!!!
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Post by theeagle on May 10, 2008 20:57:03 GMT -5
The Miz runs to the ring.
TS: Looks like The Miz is ready for a fight.
JC: What do you expect. This is his chance to become OVW World Champion. Why do I have to work with a moron?
Kenny Dykstra’s music hits but he is not coming down.
JC: Where the heck is he?
The Miz is looking up the ramp anxiously awaiting his opponent. The crowd goes crazy and Dykstra appears out of the front row and jumps into the ring.
TS: The Miz doesn’t see him.
KD hits a clothesline to the back of Miz’s head.
TS: Oh my a surprise attack by Dykstra
JC: well he better do more than that to beat the Miz
KD continues to unload punches on Miz.
TS: The Miz has absolutely no offense.
KD body slams Miz with force to the mat. Miz rolls out of the ring trying to catch his breath.
TS: I cant believe how effective Kenny’s plan was. The old sneak attack
JC: It works everytime Tony
KD goes out to grab Miz and Miz takes off around the ring. Then he jumps in the ring. As Kenny enters The Miz kicks him and kicks him in the ribs several times. The Miz throws Kenny to the other side of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and Miz hits him a nasty clothesline.
The Miz: “WHoooooooooAHHHHHHHHHH”
The Miz slaps a head lock on him then throws him into the ropes again. Kenny bounces off as Miz hits the mat. Kenny leap frogs over him. Comes back and hits Miz with a flying fore arm.
JC: That’s gotta leave a mark.
Kenny grabs Miz and gives him a DDT. Miz is just laying there.
Deuce and Domino’s music hit. Kenny stops and stares at them.
KD: what do you want
TS: What are Deuce and Domino doing here?
JC: They aren’t on the card tonight so I don’t know.
TS: Folks we will be right back. Gotta go to a commercial
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Post by theeagle on May 10, 2008 22:22:46 GMT -5
AD
Footage airs advertising Ohio Valley Wrestling.
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Post by theeagle on May 12, 2008 20:13:39 GMT -5
TS: Welcome back folks. Deuce and Domino are still at ringside. Jim Cornette have you been able to find out why they are here?
JC: No I haven’t . They aren’t talking to me or anyone. But both men in the ring seem to be distracted by their presence.
Back in the ring both men start at Deuce and Domino with question marks on their faces. As Dykstra has his back turned on The Miz… Miz nails him with a punch to the back of the head. Kenney counters with a right hand of his own. Miz head bounces back everytime Kenny hits him.
TS: Fairly competitive match up we got here. Kenny is really nailing Miz with those right hands.
Kenny hits a DDT and Miz’s head bounces off the mat. Kenny goes to the top rope but Deuce hits him from behind, knocking him to the mat. Domino distracts the ref as Deuce and Miz kick Dykstra in the ribs and the back of the head.
TS: Now we see why they are here… to attack Kenny Dykstra.
JC: Well Dykstra was mouthing off to them earlier. So what comes around goes around. This is a mans business.
The Miz grabs Kenny up and hits the reality check. Kenny is out!!!! Deuce and Domino scatter.
1-2-3
JC: The Miz wins it and advances to the next round.
TS: He doesn’t deserve to. He cheated.
JC: Tony just cause people don’t do what you want them to do doesn’t mean the cheated
TS: But Jim… ah.. never mind.
Michelle McCool (OVW new ring announcer) : The winner The Miz.
TS: Well folks you have it. The Miz will advance and face the winner of Charlie Haas and Hardcore Holly. What a way to win it. We will be right back with another round 1 match.
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Post by theeagle on May 12, 2008 20:27:11 GMT -5
COMMERCIAL
A commercial advertising ECW and SmackDown.
Another one advertising OVW next show.
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Post by theeagle on May 14, 2008 13:31:47 GMT -5
Michelle McCool: This contest is scheduled for one fall. The winner will advance to the next round.
Charlie Hass music hits. He dances around the ring and the crowd boos him.
CH: I don’t suck!!!!\
TC: The crowd don’t like Charlie Haas tonight.
JC: The crowd don’t know whats good for them. Haas is the future of wrestling. The fans and you are just to stupid to realize that.
Hardcore Holly’s music hits. He comes flying in the ring and gets in Haas face.
TS: These two don’t like each other at all
Charlie Haas smacks Hardcore in the face, Hardcore’s face turns violently but when he comes back around he has a smile on his face.
JC: Charlies chances just got smaller. Hardcore Holly likes pain.
Hardcore ask Haas to smack him again and he does!!! Hardcore gets a big grin on his face and punches Haas square in the face three times. He then picks him up and spins him.
TS: Oh my God the Alabama Slammer
Hardcore nails the Alabama Slammer with perfection. 1-2- 3 and Hardcore Holly wins it.
Michelle McCool: The winner by pinfall is Hardcore Holly.
TS: What a fast match. Holly didn’t waste no time.
JC: Holly doenst waste time ever. He is all about business.
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Post by theeagle on May 14, 2008 20:28:20 GMT -5
TS: Hold on Jim. Theres a commotion back stage. We got a camera crew back there.
TS: Can you believe that. Next week we will crown new OVW Tag Team champions. Deuce and Domino got their hands full with Khali.
JC: Arn Anderson is a bully. Deuce and Domino deserve the titles. That’s the bottom line.
Michelle McCool: This is our final OVW Worlds title match of the night.
This match is scheduled for one fall.
Mike Knox’s music hits.
TS: He sure looks mean tonight
JC: Of course he does. He is a walking attitude. But he knows how to get the job done.
As Knox is waiting in the ring…. Snitsky’s music hits.
JC: Now this is gonna be brawl.
TS: Neither man is known for his technical wrestling.
As soon as Snitsky hits the ring Knox starts pounding on him. They both exchange blows but cant knock each other off their feet. Knox spins Snitsky around and he goes flying into the ropes. Knox tries to take him out with a clothllne but Snitsky doesn’t budge.
TS: Neither one can seem to get the upper hand.
Snitsky finally hits the big boot on Knox. Knox goes flying to the mat.
The Great Khali;s music hits.
TS: What the hell is he doing here?
Jc: I don’t know but he looks mad.
Khali makes his way to the ring with his manager Ranjin Singh. Snitsky takes a swing at him but Khali barely feels it. He chops Snitsky to the head and then hits the Khali bomb.
TS: Snitsky is out.
JC: Why is he here.
Ranjin Singh grabs the mic.
Ranjin Singh: The Great Khali is not happy at all. He has to face the two punks from the other side of the tracks next week and if he wins two others get a title shot. Makes no sense. The Great Khali wants a title. He wont stop his destruction til he gets one.
Khali then picks up Mike Knox and Khali bombs him. He bounces off the mat. Khali then picks him up again and Khali bombs him. He goes to grab his lifeless body again when Arn Anderson’s music hits.
Arn Anderson: Okay, Okay. I got your point Khali. I’ll you what. If you do this next week and win then you will have the first shot at the OVW Worlds title after the tournament. Deal?
RS: Deal. Khali is happy
Arn Anderson. While I am out here I am gonna announce the main event for tonight which is next. OVW needs a TV Champion. So tonight Colt Cabana will face Kofi Kingston for the OVW TV Title.
TS: Oh my God. We have a title match tonight. Folks it don’t get any better than this.
JC: This should be good.
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Post by theeagle on May 14, 2008 22:12:53 GMT -5
COMMERCIAL
Diet Coke commercial with Angelina Jolie and the dolphin is shown.
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Post by theeagle on May 14, 2008 22:24:04 GMT -5
Kofi Kingstons music hits. He runs to the ring. Does some dancing in the ring.. showing off.
Colt Cabana comes out from the crowd.
TS: Theres Colt Cabana. Kofi doesn’t see him.
Colt gets on the top rope and moonsaults off and hits Kingston. Cabana grabs him and locks on the Chicago Crab.
JC: Now that’s a devastating move. I don’t know if he can get out of it.
Kingston makes it to the ropes after 2 minutes.
The crowd is chanting “Colt, Colt, Colt!!!!!”
Kingston gets up. Goes to drop pull of a standing drop kick but hits the ref instead.
TS: The ref is out. Oh no.
Kofi then hits a low blow on Colt Cabana.
Jamaican Buzzsaw, 1-2-3 and its all over.
TS: what the hell just happened again? I cant believe what a night this has been.
Michelle McCool: The winner and NEW OVW TV CHAMPION… KOFI KINGSTON!!!!
The crowd starts booing.
TS: What a night this has been. Two tournament matches end in controversy and a new TV champion.
JC: Well that’s OVW for you Tony.
TS: Folks that it for now…. Til next time… We are insane, We are abnormal, We are the OVW!!!!
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Post by wowposter on Sept 9, 2008 4:17:43 GMT -5
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