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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 25, 2008 21:02:15 GMT -5
This is Extreme! Begins to play and the ECW logo comes up on the screen. The camera comes up in the arena showing the crowd who is HOT and POPPING like crazy!
STYLES: We finally have a Hardcore champion and it's Mr. Kennedy! Hello everyone, Joey Styles here along with Tazz and we have plenty to talk about after Sunday Night's Backlash.
TAZZ: That's right Joey Styles! Not only did we see Kennedy, with the help of CM Punk win the Hardcore belt in an AWESOME Three Way Dance...But we also witnessed Raven getting SCREWED out of the World Title!
STYLES: Wait a minute...What's this?
View switches to the back where Vince McMahon can be seen stepping out of a room. He runs into Tommy Dreamer and Paul Heyman.
HEYMAN: What the HELL are you doing here Vince? I thought we made it perfectly well known that we do NOT want you in ECW.
McMAHON: Well gentlemen it seems that what you want isn't really a big concern of mine anymore. As a matter of fact, if you know what's smart for you Paul...You'll sign on to be a new part of my 'Insiders' and help me clean the rifraff out of the WWE.
HEYMAN: What are you...nuts? Why on earth would I ever agree to work with you? I hate your stinking guts.
McMAHON: Well I can think of a couple of reason.
The camera pulls out wide, revealing the Big Show and umaga standing behind Dreamer and Paul E. The Two big men attack, Umaga nailing Tommy Dreamer with a fist to the back while Big Show spins Heyman around and grabs him by the throat.
STYLES: No! No!
Big Show lifts Paul Heyman high in the air and chokeslams him through a catering table!
STYLES: OH MY GOD!
Umaga is beating the hell out of Tommy Dreamer. He nails Dreamer in the throat with a Samoan Spike and scoops Tommy up. He delivers a Samoan drop onto the hard concrete floor!
STYLES: This is insane! Someone needs to get back there and stop this!
McMahon is standing among the wreckage of Paul E and Tommy Dreamer and smiles. The door that Vince had just exited opens and James Mitchell steps out. Vince Shakes hands with the Sinister Minister, a big, evil smile on his face.
McMAHON: It's a pleasure doing buisiness with you Mr. Mitchell...and Welcome to the Insiders.
STYLES: James Mitchell has made a deal with the Devil!
TAZZ: But that's nothing new for him Joey!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 9:08:54 GMT -5
Promo for the Backlash encore replays...Only on PPV
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 9:32:31 GMT -5
TONY CHIMEL: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall....
Before the fall by Another Animal begins to play. Supercrazy comes from behind the curtain, Maria at his side.
CHIMEL: Introducing first, being acompanied to the ring by Maria....Superrrrrr Craaaaazy!
STYLES: I'm still in shock by the attack on Paul Heyman and Tommy Dreamer that we just witnessed. This was all orchastrated by Vince McMahon.
Clip runs showing the attack by the Ministry on Paul Heyman and Tommy Dreamer and the handshake between Vince and James Mitchell.
TAZZ: I'm still in shock that all this went down Joey! What does this all mean for ECW?
Hell by Disturbed begins to play and the Big Show along with James Mitchell make their way towards the ring.
CHIMEL: And his opponent...Representing the Ministry and being accompanied to the ring by James Mitchell....The BIG SHOW!
STYLES: And here comes the monster!
Big Show gets into the ring, glaring at SuperCrazy. Crazy is bouncing back and forth on the balls of his feet as the bell rings.
Show grabs for Crazy but crazy moves out of the way and lands a kick to the back of Big Show's leg. Crazy continues to bounce on his feet as the Big Show growls and grabs for Crazy again. Crazy ducks under Show's reach again and kicks him in the leg again.
Crazy backs away but with a snarl Big Show lunges forward and lands a blow to the side of Crazy's head. Crazy staggers into the corner and Big Show charges in crushing Crazy beneath his weight.
STYLES: OOOH and the Big Show just squashed SuperCrazy like a bug!
Big Show steps away, pulling Crazy out of the corner with him. He throws Crazy into the ropes and levels the luchadore with a big boot to the face! Crazy lands on the mat and lays there. Show stalks over and lifts Crazy off the mat. He holds Crazy high over his head and chucks him over the top rope to the floor below. Crazy lays there, unmoving. Mitchell stands over Super Crazy, taunting him as Big Show steps over the top rope and drops to the floor.
STYLES: Big Show is a tearing Super Crazy apart!
Show lifts Crazy up and slams him face first into the security railing...once...twice...three times! Show picks up Crazy and bodyslams him onto the concrete floor.
STYLES: Oh come on! The guy's done for....Stop punishing him!
Show lifts Crazy over his head again and tosses him over the top rope and into the ring.
STYLES: The strength of the Big Show is amazing!
Show steps over the top rope and back into the ring. He grabs SuperCrazy by the throat and lifts him off of the mat. CHOKESLAM!
Big Show covers Crazy by placing his foot on Crazy's chest.
1..2..3!
STYLES: Thankfully it's over! A Convincing win by the Big Show.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 9:54:46 GMT -5
Backstage.... William Regal and Dave Taylor are standing around the destruction of the catering table. Regal has a look on his face like something smells bad.
TAYLOR: So what are we doing here again Regal?
REGAL: We're scouting dear boy. At Backlash those cretins the FBI got a fluke win over us. We both know who the better tag team is don't we?
TAYLOR: Yeah.
REGAL: Therefore we're here tonight to prepare for our next encounter with those twits.
TAYLOR: Or if they lose tonight then we'll be ready for these other two.
REGAL: Oh, I don't think that will be an issue.
TAYLOR: What do you mean?
REGAL: I don't think we have to worry about those hoodlums CM Punk and Ken Kennedy. We'll get our rematch against the FBI.
Punk and Kennedy step in from off camera.
KENNEDY: Well lookie here, we've got Royalty making an appearance on ECW!
PUNK: What's the deal? You guys run out of people to lose to on Smackdown? Or are you here slumming with us commoners?
REGAL: Now see here....
KENNEDY: No you see here old man! We heard what you were saying about 'us hoodlums' and how we're nothing to be concerned about. Do you have any idea who I am?
TAYLOR: A ponce?
Kennedy doesn't react because he has no idea what that means.
KENNEDY: I AM the Hardcore champion. I am the excellence of exe.....
CM Punk cuts Kennedy off.
PUNK: Not a good idea Ken. Let that sleeping dog be.
KENNEDY: Right. Anyway....I am the Hardcore Champion and I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin.....I AM...MISSSSTERRRR.....
REGAL: Yes, yes that's all well and good. We didn't mean any insults towards you to chaps.
Kennedy is furious, Regal steps up and the two men get face to face.
REGAL: But let me tell you this Sunny Jim. If you think that little strap over your shoulder makes you think that you're good enough to wear the World Tag Team titles, well this is your wakeup call. Now run along before I take you over my knee and beat some sense into you.
Punk slips between Regal and Kennedy, bodily pulling Kennedy away from Regal.
PUNK: Come on champ, let's take care of buisiness out in the ring then these two jackasses can get in line for a shot at 'OUR' tag team titles.
KENNEDY: Yeah, maybe you're right.
Kennedy relaxes and Punk does as well. Kennedy suddenly lunges forward and lands a right hand to Regal's jaw! Regal is surprised by the move but quickly recovers and fires back. All four men begin to brawl as officals rush in and seperate the two of them. From out of nowhere Vince McMahon steps into the picture.
McMAHON: Well, well. What do we have here? William Regal and Dave Taylor. Are you two lost? Shouldn't you be on Smackdown?
All four men are glaring at each other, being held back by officals but McMahon pays them no mind. Instead he looks around in confusion.
McMAHON: But where's Paul Heyman? Shouldn't he be here.....Ohhh that's right...Last I saw Paul Heyman he was being loaded onto an ambulance! I guess that makes me the man in charge now doesn't it? Very well. Mr. Regal, Mr. Taylor. You seem to be looking for a fight. As it just so happens there's one already scheduled for tonight. So out there...In that very ring....It will be CM Punk and Ken Kennedy Vs The British Lions Vs the FBI for the WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
STYLES AND TAZZ: WHAT!
STYLES: Vince McMahon is making his presence felt in absence of Paul Heyman.
TAZZ: Can he DO that?
STYLES: Appearantly he can! And he has!
Regal smirks at Vince's announcement and grabs Taylor. The two of them head off away from a furious Punk and Kennedy.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 9:55:29 GMT -5
Promo of the events from RAW featuring the creation of the Insiders.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 10:24:08 GMT -5
Big Balls by AC/DC begins to play. Balls Mahoney is headed towards the ring.
CHIMEL: The following contest is scheduled for one fall....Introducing first.....Balls Mahoney!
STYLES: Mahoney, a favorite here among the ECW fans is going to have his hands full tonight.
OOHHHH YEAH.....Matt Hardy's theme begins to play and Matt Hardy appears at the top of the ramp. The crowd POPS huge for Matt.
STYLES: After being screwed out of the Hardcore title at Backlash Matt Hardy is looking to get back on the winning ways tonight!
TAZZ: It took help from CM Punk but in the end it was Matt Hardy that ended up on the outside looking in.
The bell rings and the two men lock up collar and elbow. Matt spins it into an arm bar then steps behind Balls and turns it into a back wrist lock. Matt pats Balls on the back then pushes him away.
Balls shakes his arm to loosen it up and the two lock up again. Balls puts Matt into a side headlock. Matt Backs them up into the ropes and pushes Balls off and sends him into the far ropes. Balls bounces off the ropes and Matt bends down for a back a back body drop but Balls pulls up short and kicks Matt in the face.
Balls drops a leg drop across Matt Hardy's neck and rolls back to his feet.
The crowd begins to chant BALLS...BALLS...BALLS as Balls Mahoney picks Matt off the canvas and begins to unleash the right hands to Matt's face. On the last punch Matt ducks under the blow and grabs Balls from behind and levels him with a german suplex!
Both men lay on the mat, winded. Finally they begin to stir and get to their feet at the same time. Balls swings wildly at Matt Hardy but Matt ducks under it and lands a shoulder tackle to Balls' midsection. Balls takes a step back, doubled over and Matt lands the DDT on Balls!
Matt steps out of the ring and climbs the turnbuckles. Ohhhhhh! He yells at the crowd and raises his hands over his head....Matt launches himself from the turnbuckle and drops the big leg over Balls' head!
He covers.....
1..2.. Shoulder up by Balls and the fans POP
Matt gets to his feet and lifts Balls up. Balls lands a fist to Matt's gut, a second and a third. Matt lets go of Balls and Balls levels Matt with a lariat!
Both men lay on the mat, trying to catch their breath. They struggle to their feet at the same time. Balls swings a big right hand but misses. Matt kicks him in the gut, grabs him and...TWIST OF FATE!
Matt covers....
1...2..3!
STYLES: And Matt Hardy lands the Twist of Fate out of NOWHERE!
CHIMEL: Your winner....MATT HARDY!
Matt has his hand raised and Balls struggles to his feet. The two men get face to face in the middle of the ring and shake hands! The crowd POPS huge!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 10:24:37 GMT -5
Promo for Judgement Day airs
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 10:33:11 GMT -5
CHIMEL: The following contest.....
Tony Chimel is cut off as Kane comes stumbling from behind the curtain followed by Umaga and Big Show. The two big men are attacking Kane and they battle on the ramp.
STYLES: This was supposed to be a one on one matchup between Kane and Umaga!
TAZZ: It looks like The Ministry has no intrest in fair play Joey!
Kane is firing back, landing right hands on first Big Show then Umaga. Going back and forth. Big Show raises the big knee into Kane's chest and the big man falls to the ramp. Umaga picks Kane up and slams him face first into the security rail. Big Show grabs Kane and whips him across the entrenceway into the other security rail. Umaga lets out a yell and charges, launching his backside at Kane!
Kane takes the brunt of the blow and arches his back in pain as Umaga rolls to his feet.
From behind the curtain Tommy Dreamer comes running out with a chair.
STYLES: TOMMY DREAMER! And he's looking for revenge!
Tommy levels Big Show across the back with the steel chair and the crowd is going crazy. He smashes the chair against Big Show again before turning his attention to Umaga. Umaga charges in and Tommy levels him with a chair shot to the head!
Kane is back up and he grabs the fallen Umaga by the throat. He lifts the Samoan up from the floor to a standing position. Big Show tries to stop him but Tommy blasts him in the head with the chair.
CHOKESLAM on the concrete floor! Officals are running out from the back and attempting to restrain Kane and Tommy Dreamer.
STYLES: This is a war! Kane's face is still covered by that mask from his burns suffered at the hands of the Ministry and now Tommy Dreamer has returned from the attack he suffered at the hands of the Ministry earlier tonight!
TAZZ: What else can happen tonight Joey???
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 11:39:41 GMT -5
STYLES: Last week Paul Heyman was on the phone with someone during the show.
Clip of Paul on the phone.
TAZZ: And whoever Paul was talking to promised they would be here this week.
STYLES: But we have no idea who it is!
ONE OF A KIND! HEY! HEY! HEY! The heavy guitar begins to play and the crowd blows the roof off the building!
STYLES: NO WAY!
TAZZ: I THINK SO JOEY!
ONE OF A KIND! HEY! HEY! HEY! One of a Kind plays as Rob Van Dam appears at the entrance, a big grin on his face and the ECW TV Title over his shoulder.
STYLES: IT IS! ROB VAN DAM IS BACK!
RVD high fives the fans as he walks down the ramp, his theme music blasting in the background.
STYLES: It's been two years since last Rob Van Dam stood in an ECW arena and now here he is!
TAZZ: Mister PPV has returned!
RVD is in the ring, pointing to his shoulders and mouthing Rob...Van... Dam...Then does a spinning jump kick! The crowd roars it's approval.
RVD! RVD! RVD! RVD! The crowd chants.
RVD has a mic and is asking for the crowd to be quite.
RVD: I Gotta tell ya, it's good to be back in ECW. I was sitting at home, enjoying my time off when my phone rang and it was none other then Paul Heyman.
The crowd POPS
RVD: Paul wanted me to come back and when I voiced my thoughts about coming to work for Vince McMahon again...Well to be honest I really wasn't in the mood for all that noise.
POP from the crowd.
RVD: But then Paul explained that Vince didn't have a say in ECW. That Paul had worked out a deal with Linda McMahon to make sure that Vince stayed out of ECW. So I said...Sure Paul, why not.
Crowd ROARS it's approval and starts chanting RVD! RVD! RVD!
RVD: Now as you can see....I came out here with something very dear to me.
RVD Pats the title that rests on his shoulder.
RVD: When I was talking to Paul he asked me if I still had the ECW TV Title and I told him...Yeah Paul I do. He said well why don't you bring it with you. So I thought about it for like...two seconds and said sure. He said...you know Rob, you never did lose that title, as far as I'm concerned you're still the TV champ.
CROWD POPS
RVD: I held this title for two years...No one could take it from me...and believe me they tried! It took a freak injury to take me down, to end my title reign. YANNO...In the prime of ECW, when everything else was falling apart, I was the standard for the company. This TV Title was the most important part of the company. I defended it every week. Put on Pay Per View quality matches...Every week. I took this company on it's back and carried it when everyone else was falling by the wayside. So when Paul asked me to come back to ECW, and to come back as the TV champ...How could I say no?
You gotta keep em seperated.....The Offspring song begins to play as Raven comes storming out of the back and to the ring Mic in hand.
RAVEN: Hold on just one damn minute! Are you telling me that Paul Heyman just called you up and told you to come to ECW as the new TV Champion?
RVD: Yeah
RAVEN: He just handed you the belt and said you're the man?
RVD: Yeah
RAVEN: Well that's not fair!
RVD: I didn't hear you complaining when he gave you the ECW title.
RAVEN: Hey pal I busted my ass defending that belt and got screwed at Backlash out of the unified title! If anyone should be next in line for a belt it should be me!
RVD: Sucks to be you dude.
RAVEN: No! This isn't happening! I won't allow you to just come strolling in here with that belt and proclaiming you're the top man in the company!
RVD: I don't see where you have much of a choice Raven.
RAVEN: I'm the top man in this company, not you! You're just handed the TV Title? What about me?
RVD: Look if you're going to cry all night why don't you take it to the back where someone gives a crap. I'm just out here trying to have a good time and you're out here bumming everyone out.
RAVEN: Bumming you out?
Raven punches RVD in the face! RVD Staggers and drops the belt to the mat. He's holding his jaw and turns to look at Raven. Raven stands, hands up ready to fight. RVD charges Raven and takes his legs out from under him with a dropkick! Raven hits the mat face first and slams his hands on the mat. He gets to his feet and RVD nails him with a leg lariat to the head!
Raven falls out of the ring and is holding his head, glaring up at RVD.
ONE OF A KIND! Hey! Hey! Hey! RVD Stands in the middle of the ring, still smiling and Mouths Rob...Van....Dam while pointing at his shoulders.
STYLES: Rob Van Dam has the upper hand in this confrontation.
TAZZ: But I've got a feeling Joey that this was just the beginning!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 12:22:53 GMT -5
Promo for The new Hardy Boyz DVD TWIST OF FATE....Available Now!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 26, 2008 12:53:00 GMT -5
CHIMEL: The following contest is a Three Way Dance Elimination Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship! Introducing first.....
Swing Low begins to play and William Regal and Dave Taylor begin to make their way down the ramp.
CHIMEL: From Smackdown!....They are the British Lions....William Regal and Dave Taylor!
STYLES: Somehow The British Lions have weasled their way into the tag team title match here on ECW.
CHIMEL: And their opponents.....
Down With the Sickness by Disturbed begins to play. CM Punk and Ken Kennedy come out.
CHIMEL: CM Punk and the ECW Hardcore Champion....KEN KENNEDY!
STYLES: Here come the original challengers for tonight's match. I'm sure they can't be very happy about this situation.
As soon as Punk and Kennedy hit the ring the four men begin to brawl exchanging right hands and forearms.
CHIMEL: And.......
Icky Thump by the White Stripes starts up and the crowd Pops as Santino and Nunzio head down to the ring.
CHIMEL: They are the WWE Tag Team Champions.....Santino Marella and Nunzio...THE F...B...I!
STYLES: It's full blown chaos in the ring! All six men are brawling all over the place!
Santino nails Taylor with a high knee to the back that sends Taylor sprawling out to the floor. Regal blasts Kennedy in the face with a European uppercut that sends Kennedy over the top rope to the floor below.
Punk is tackled by Nunzio and the two of them also spill to the outside. All four men are battling outside of the ring leaving Santino and Regal alone in the ring for the moment.
They exchange uppercuts before Regal takes a finger to Santino's eyes that backs Santino off. Regal continues his attack, laying a boot to Santino's gut and hooking his head. Regal drops Santino with a snap suplex and covers...
1...2...Kickout
Santino rolls to his knees and Regal kicks him hard in the head. Santino falls back to the mat. Regal locks on the Regal Stretch. Nunzio manages to slide into the ring and put the boots to Regal breaking the hold. Kennedy has slid back into the ring as well and attacks Nunzio from behind. Nunzio hits the mat. Regal is back up and levels Kennedy with a solid right hand to the jaw! Kennedy hits the Mat and Regal picks up Nunzio...German Suplex into a bridge! Santino kicks Regal in the gut before the two count.
On the outside Punk and Taylor are going at it. Punk slams Taylor's face into the broadcast table. He goes to do it again and Taylor blocks it. Taylor slams Punk's face into the announce table instead!
In the ring Kennedy throws Nunzio into the ropes. Nunzio ducks the clothesline, grabs onto Kennedy's shoulder and flips his legs around the other....Crucifix pin attempt...
1...2...Kennedy Kicks out!
Santino and Regal are going at it, exchanging uppercuts. Regal whips Santino into the ropes. Santino comes off the ropes and ducks the lariat attempt. He stops, grabs Regral and drops him with a reverse DDT!
Cover....
1...2... Kickout by Regal.
On the outside Punk and Taylor continue the back and forth brawling. They're near the security rail when someone in a hooded sweat shirt, the hood up, grabs Taylor around the arms and locks them behind his back.
STYLES: It looks like a fan is interjecting himself into the match!
Punk jumps up onto the apron and nails Taylor between the eyes with a flying elbow! The force of the blow knocks the hood off the fan's face.
STYLES: It's STEVE CORINO! THE KING OF OLD SCHOOL!
Corino jumps the railing and the double team is on.
In the ring Santino and Nunzio are working together on Kennedy, Regal lays on the mat, dazed from the blow by Santino.
They whips Kennedy into the ropes....
Sicilian Smash! Nunzio goes for the cover attempt but as he moves past Regal....Regal grabs him and rolls him up out of nowhere!
1...2...3!
STYLES: The FBI have been eliminated! The FBI have been eliminated! We're going to have new Tag Team champions here tonight! But who's it going to be?
Nunzio and Santino are balistic! They attack Regal, beating on him with punches then kicks! They throw Regal into the ropes...Sicilian Smash on Regal! Both Regal and Kennedy are laid out in the ring. Punk sees this and slides into the ring, looking to steal the win!
Cover on Regal...
1...2... Kickout by Regal!
Punk sits in the ring, looking stunned!
He gets up and goes over the Kennedy. He slaps Kennedy a couple of times in the face reviving him. Punk points to Regal and Kennedy gets to his feet. The two men start stomping Regal while Corino is beating on Taylor outside of the ring.
STYLES: It's three on two! This isn't right!
TAZZ: It's ECW Joey! There is no wrong!
Punk whips Regal into the corner. He climbs the turnbuckles as Kennedy turns Regal around.
STYLES: They're setting Regal up for the Pepsi Plunge!
On the outside Taylor lands a low blow on Corino that causes the King of Old School to fall to the floor. In the ring Regal is fighting against the Pepsi Plunge attempt. He kicks Kennedy in the face and Kennedy stumbles back. He starts laying punches to Punk's gut.
Taylor staggers back into the ring, steel chair in hand and blasts Kennedy across the back of the head with it! Regal manages to back drop Punk off of the top rope and to the mat!
Taylor's dumped the chair and grabs onto Punk. he lifts Punk up onto his shoulders and lays him out with a sit down power bomb!
STYLES: What's Regal doing!
Regal has turned around and is perched on the second turnbuckle. He comes off the turnbuckle with an elbow to Punk's head! Together Taylor and Regal go to work on Punk. Regal applies the Regal Stretch and Taylor has Punk's foot and puts on the ankle lock! Punk is screaming in pain and taps out!
STYLES: We've got new Tag Team Champions! They may have come from Smackdown! but tonight William Regal and Dave Taylor have proven they've got what it takes to get down and dirty here in ECW!
CHIMEL: Your winners and NEW WWE Tag Team Champions.....The British Lions!
Show goes off the air with Taylor and Regal raising the titles in the air.
WWE LOGO
FADE TO BLACK.
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