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To be loved begins to play as the camera pans the crowd. Pyro explodes from all around the Titontron and the crowd is deafening.

JIM ROSS: Just six days away from Backlash and we are LIVE from Dallas, Texas! I'm Jim Ross along with my broadcast partner Jerry 'The King' Lawler and tonight we will have a new Intercontinental Champion crowned!

KING: That's right JR! Tonight it's Jeff Hardy against MVP and if NextGen interferes in this match then MVP not only loses the match but Jeff Hardy will win the title!

No Chance in Hell begins to play and Vincent Kennedy McMahon struts down the ramp.

ROSS: It's been a rough few weeks for the Chairman of the Board. Open rebellion from all three General Managers has put Mr. McMahon on the edge of losing total control of his company.

KING: Don't cross the Boss! These people should be showing Mr. McMahon some respect! Not booing him like they are!

Vince is in the ring and has the mic.

McMAHON: Tonight, I wanted to come out here and share with you my vision. You see I've come to realize over the last few weeks that my lovely wife Linda has attempted to gain control of my company by underminding me. Somehow she has convinced the board of directors to appoint Ric Flair, Paul Heyman and even that ignorant redneck Stone Cold Steve Austin as General Managers for all three brands. She claims she did it for the betterment of the product, but let's face it. The real reason Linda has done these things is because all three of those men HATE MY GUTS!

CROWD POPS

McMAHON: But that's fine! I'll deal with those three in my own time and in my own way. Now back to my vision: The three brands....Raw...Smackdown!...and ECW. All of them have too much individual power. That's why, at Backlash I'm having the world titles unified under one champion.

That's right, a champion that we can all be proud of...One that will bestow all of the virtures that a World Champion would have....A champion that....

Time to play the game.....TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAMEEE! HHH's theme music hits and Hunter comes strolling down to the ring, mic in hand.

HHH: Sorry Vince, I was in the back and I heard you out here pissing and moaning about how that evil wife of yours is just making your life so miserable.....

McMAHON: Well as a matter of fact......

HHH: So then, after I finished laughing You started in on the virtues of a champion. So let me take a shot at figuring out what you want.

McMAHON: (unsure of what HHH is up to) Go ahead.....

HHH: You want a champion that is strong, one that will respect the history of the company, willing to valiantly defend the World Title whenever it is called for.....

McMAHON: Yes! That's exactly what I'm looking for!

HHH: And a champion willing to kiss your ass.....

McMAHON: Well...Now that you mention it....

You gotta keep em seperated.....Raven's theme music begins to play.

ROSS: It's Raven! The ECW champion is here!

KING: You've got to be kidding me? Who invited the representitve from Extremely Crappy Wrestling?

RAVEN: Vince McMahon. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but when I win the World Title Sunday at Backlash it will be coming home to ECW. Remember, you're not wanted or welcome in ECW Mr. McMahon. So come Backlash, when they raise the hand of Raven the only ass kissing that will be going on is when you kiss my ass!

McMAHON: How DARE YOU!

HHH: Vince, Vince, call down buddy. You know good and well that Raven won't be so much as getting a whiff of that World Title Belt.

Raven gets in HHH's face.

RAVEN: And who's going to stop me?

The countdown clock appears on the Titantron....When it hit's zero...BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Jericho appears at the top of the ramp, back to the ring and arms extended.

ROSS: It's the Smackdown! Champion! All three of them are here on RAW!

Jericho starts talking as he makes his way down the ramp.

JERICHO: Let me start this off right.......WELCOME EVERYONE TO RAW....IS....JERRRRICHOOOOO!!!!!!!

The crowd POPS off the chart!

JERICHO: Now, let me see if I've got the gist of what's been going on. You *He points at HHH* Think you're the King of Kings....You *He points at Raven* Think that the World Title is going to the land of Extreme! And you *He points at Vince McMahon and pauses*.....Have got to be the BIGGEST Assclown of them all!

Jericho starts pacing back and forth in the ring.

JERICHO: Tell me something Vince....Do you HONESTLY think that of your three choices right here....In this ring....That AAAAANNNNY of us are going to bow down and follow your orders?

Vince stands in his corner looking PISSED

JERICHO: Well I hate to break it to you Junior....But there no chance of that EEEEVVVER.....

CROWD: EEEEVVVVER

JERICHO: Happening.....Agaaaain....

McMAHON: Now just hold on for one Damn minute!

ROSS: The Chairman of the Board looks like his head is about to explode from his shoulders!

McMAHON: One of you three is going to win the World Title at Backlash...Unless None of you happen to be wearing the belts come Backlash. If THAT happens then perhaps I'll have more suitable candidates for the Unification match!

McMAHON Turns and points at HHH. So tonight...In this Very ring...Triple H. You will defend your World Heavyweight title against Carlito!

He turns and points at Raven.

McMAHON: Tomorrow night on ECW Raven you defend your world title against Batista in a Last Man Standing Match!

He turns and points at Jericho.

MCMAHON: And friday on Smackdown! You will defend your WWE title against Randy Orton!

HHH looks bored. Raven is scowling at Vince and Jericho looks annoyed.

McMAHON: Not so cocky now huh? Remember, it's not smart to cross the boss!

No Chance in Hell begins to play and Vince McMahon swaggers back up the ramp.

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PROMO for Backlash....Just six days away!

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The screen is completely black, in the background we can hear a faint bell, ringing in a slow dirge. While somewhere closer we hear the banging of a hammer on wood…
From the darkness, a light moves slowly to the camera, it flickers like a naked flame, and as it draws closer it illuminates the face of Katie Lea Darkness…

Katie – He brings the hammer to bear on the strong wood of the coffin… There is no escape for any who he buries…

Katie drops the candle and the room erupts into a ring of fire, illuminating the workshop and the Undertaker, building a new coffin, with a ‘union jack’ pattern on the velvet inside. The bell still rings...

Katie – The fire burn inside, my brother… He can not be stopped, vengeance will be his… You will feel the Backlash for what you have done…

The bell grows louder as Undertaker drops the hammer and walks slowly behind Katie. He lays his hands softly on her hips, and she leans her head back slowly and lets out a soft sigh…

Katie – But family is important, and so I’ve made sure, when he buries you alive, you will be comfortable… I always loved you my brother, but I want everything, and Katie always gets what she wants…

The Undertaker steps in front of Katie, stares straight into the camera, rolls his eyes into the back of his head, the bell now deafening in volume, and growls:

Undertaker – For whom the bell tolls? It tolls for you…

The camera comes up at ringside.

ROSS: What a sick and demented man the Undertaker is.

LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!

The Trumpets blare and John Cena comes bouncing onto the ramp!

LILLIAN: Introducing first...John CENA!

The NextGen theme begins to play and John Morrison makes his way to the top of the ramp.

LILLIAN: Aaaaand his opponent....Representing NextGen....John Morrrrison!

ROSS: There's the bell and this match is underway!

Collar and elbow tie up. Morrison turns it into an armbar. Cena reverses it into a back arm lock then slips it up into a rear chinlock. Morrison Grabs the back of Cena's head and drops down landing the jawbreaker with the top of his head. Cena stumbles back and into the ropes, holding his jaw.

ROSS: Some early offense from the young upstart Morrison.

Morrison charges Cena and Cena drops down, lowering the top rope and Morrison goes spilling out onto the floor. Cena drops to the mat and slides under the bottom rope.

Morrison is pulling himself up by the announcer's table when Cena lands a boot to his kidney. Morrison drops down to one knee and Cena grabs his head and slams him face first into the announce table.

ROSS: John Cena's got an aggresive streak in him that's for sure!

Cena pulls Morrison to his feet and goes to irish whip him into the ringpost but Morrison reverses it and sends Cena slamming into the steel ringpost. Morrison slides into the ring, breaking up the count.

Morrison slides back out of the ring and approaches Cena. He grabs him by the back of the head and Cena lands a punch to the gut. Morrison stumbles back and Cena lands another and a third punch. He hooks Morrison and drops him with a suplex on the outside.

Cena grabs Morrison by the head and tosses him back into the ring. He slides back into the ring after him and walks over to Morrison and looks down at him. Cena gives Morrison the 'You can't see me' follwed by the Five Knuckle Shuffle! He goes for a lazy cover.

1..2...

Out of nowhere Morrison Hooks Cena's tights and rolls him over!

1...2...3!

ROSS: I can't believe it! I can't believe it!

KING: What? What happened? He won? How did that happen?

The crowd gives a surprising POP for Morrison as Cena stares at the ref in amazement.

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PROMO of last week's ECW and the Tag match between Hart/Raven and Batista/Randy Orton

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ROSS: Fans I still can not believe what we just witnessed before the comercial break! John Cena in his match against John Morrison the match was going strong when out of NOWHERE....

replay of the shocking three count.

KING: I don't think ANYONE expected that to happen!

Big Daddy V's theme begins to play and the big man walks out towards the ring.

LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall....Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Kelly Kelly.....Big DADDY V!

ROSS: This should be an interesting match between Big Daddy V and Val.....

WE'RE TAKING OVER.....The bWo theme begins to play and the fans POP! Stevie Richards and The Funak slide under the bottom rope to a bWo! Chant from the crowd. Stevie takes the mic from Lillian with a big smile.

KING: What are these idiots doing out here?

ROSS: Looks like we've been invaded by the bWo.

RICHARDS: I announced that the bWo was on the lookout for members. Upstanding wrestlers willing to contribute to the chaos that is the WWE! Last week on ECW I introduced the second member of the bWo....The FUNAK!

Fans pop for Funaki as he looks right at the camera and raises his right eyebrow.

RICHARDS: Now I know that all of you are out there thinking....Big Stevie Cool....your home is on ECW...What are you doing out here tonight? Well tonight, I'm here to announce that after scouring the locker rooms on all three shows....The bWo has found it's newest memeber!

ROSS: I wonder who it could be?

The sound of glass breaking...

ROSS: It COULDN'T BE!!!!!

OH HELLOOOOOO LADIES! Val Venis appears at the top of the ramp, a blue towel secured around his waist.

ROSS: OH MY GAWD! It's Val Venis! Val Venis is the newest member of the bWo!

Lillian Garcia is consulting with Stevie Richards. She can be overheard asking..."Are you sure?" Stevie nods his head and grins a big grin.

LILLIAN: Annnnd his opponent....Representing the Blue World Order.....Stone Cold Val Veeeeeeenis!

The crowd EXPLODES their approval.

Val gets into the ring and Big Daddy V glares at all three members of the bWo. Big Stevie Cool gets the mic back from Lillian and holds it for Val. Val puts his hands on top of his head.

SCVal Venis: OHHHHHHHH

He Gyrates his hips

SCVal Venis: HEEEEEEEELL

He Gyrates his hips

SCVal Venis: YEEEEEEAH!

He finishes his gyrations and rips the towel off of his hips to reveal a pair of bWo wrestling trunks.

Big Daddy V has seen all that he can handle and charges Venis before the bell even has a chance to ring. V runs right over Val and hits the ropes before he can even stop his momentum. V bounces off of the ropes and right into a STEVIE KICK! Big Daddy V falls and the Funak wastes no time. He Stands at Big Daddy V's head and swings his arms. He hits one rope, jumps over V then the opposite rope before landing the People's Elbow!

As soon as Funaki rolls clear Val Venis comes off of the top rope with the MONEYSHOT!

He goes for the cover!

1...2....3!

ROSS: Wait a minute..I don't remember the bell ever even ringing!

The bWo clear the ring as Viscera gets to his feet. The big man is madder then hell. Slamming his hands on the top rope and yelling at the ref.

ROSS: Well as far as surprises go, this night seems to be full of them! First John Morrison defeats John Cena and now....

KING: STONE COLD VAL VENIS! HA!

ROSS: I can't imagine this sitting well with our General Manager.

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Promo for Smackdown running down last week's results and telling fans to be sure to watch Friday night!

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LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is for the Intercontinental title....Introducing first....

NextGen's music begins to play and MVP appears at the top of the ramp.

LILLIAN: Representing NexGen and being accompanied to the ring by Carlito.....M...V...P!

Jeff Hardy's theme music begins to play.

LILLIAN: And his opponent.....JEFF HAARRRRDY!

Jeff comes sprinting out from the back and slides under the bottom rope. He launches himself at MVP and tackles him to the mat as the bell rings. Carlito stands in the ring, debating if he should attack Jeff but decides against it and slips out of the ring.

Jeff and MVP exchange right hands as they roll around on the mat. Finally MVP manages to break free and rolls out of the ring. Carlito is there instantly talking over stratagy when Jeff sprints across the ring and launches himself over the top rope!

ROSS: Suicide dive!

Jeff takes out both men and rolls to his feet. He grabs MVP and throws him into the ring. Jeff jumps up onto the apron and prepares to launch himself into the ring when Carlito grabs him by the foot and yanks him off of the apron to the floor.

The ref sticks his upper body between the ropes and admonishes Carlito who backs away, his hands raised and protesting his innocence.

MVP slips out of the ring and grabs Jeff. He throws Jeff back into the ring and slides in after him. MVP launches himself off of the mat and nails Jeff with a clothesline as the rainbow haired warrior rises to his feet.

Jeff is knocked back to the mat and MVP drops down and hooks in an STF!

ROSS: MVP's got is cinched on...Can Jeff Hardy hold on? Can he make it to the ropes?

Jeff struggles against the hold, refusing to tap out. He pulls himself forward with his arm, only inches from the ropes. He almost reaches the ropes when Carlito pulls back on the bottom rope, pulling it out of Jeff's reach!

The ref is on Carlito immedately! He yells at Carlito then points to the back. Carlito refuses to leave and the ref slips out of the ring and gets in his face.

ROSS: Carlito is being told to leave the ring area!

Behind the ref's back MVP gets out of the ring and grabs the IC title. He slides back in as Jeff gets back to his feet. MVP comes off of the ropes, attempting to nail Jeff with the IC belt but Jeff ducks! Jeff turns at the same time that MVP does and Jeff kicks him in the gut and nails the Twist of Fate!

Jeff turns and points at Carlito who still won't leave the ringside area before climbing the turnbuckles.

ROSS: This is it! This is Jeff's chance to win it all!

As Jeff perches on the top turnbuckle he turns from jawing with Carlito once more and is smacked in the face by MVP still holding the IC title! Jeff sits down on the top turnbuckle and MVP climbs up. He hooks his arm around Jeff's head and grabs his tights. MVP lifts Jeff high into the air and levels him with a top rope suplex!

Carlito takes off for the back as MVP rolls on top of Jeff Hardy. The ref slides back into the ring and counts.....

1....2....3!

ROSS: It took help from Carlito and the use of the Intercontinental belt but MVP has managed to pull it off!

KING: That's called winning by any means necessary JR!

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Promo for Backlash featuring the Three Way Dance for the Unified Title airs.

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ROSS: And we are back ladies and gentlemen and in case you missed it we crowned a new Intercontinental champion moments ago....In a rather controversial manner.

Clip runs of MVP defeating Jeff Hardy for the IC belt

King – We’re getting word from the back, apparently a brawl has broken out!

JR – Can we get a camera back there? Guys in the back…

The camera is shaky and follows Paul Burchill, who is running, panic stricken away from the RAW locker room. The lights are flickering, and screen of the Titan Tron keeps going fuzzy, and flickering with momentary images of the Undertaker!
From out of the locker room, Katie Lea Darkness strolls out mocking her estranged brother, following him slowly. Burchill trips and falls as soon as he hears Katie’s voice!

Katie – Dear brother, you can’t hope to escape him! You will feel the Backlash for what you have done…

Paul scrambles to his feet and takes off again, Katie cackling evilly as she pursues slowly jeering him and mocking his efforts to escape. The lights in the back black out altogether, and a slow bell tolls, ringing, echoing throughout the arena…

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I spit in the face of people who aren't cool...NextGen's theme plays and Carlito appears.

LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is for the World Heavyweight CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing the challenger, representing NextGen....Carrrrrlito!

ROSS: By order of Vince McMahon this World Title match was booked in an attempt to remove Triple H from the Unification match on Sunday at Backlash.

Time to play the game....TIME TO PLAY THE GAMMMMMMME! Triple H appears at the top of the ramp, the World Title around his waist.

ROSS: Here comes the Game! The World Heavyweight Champion looks like he's ready to take some agression out on Carlito.

KING: Boy he does NOT look happy!

HHH Steps into the ring and the bell sounds. Carlito charges HHH and throws a right but HHH blocks it and lands a right fist of his own to Carlito. Carlito staggers back and HHH continues the assault. He kicks Carlito in the gut and delivers a high knee lift that sends Carlito bouncing back into the ropes. HHH delivers a spinebuster on Carlito as he comes off of the ropes!

ROSS: This one could be OVER EARLY!!!

HHH lifts Carlito up by his hair and Carlito lands a low blow out of sight of the ref. HHH falls to the mat and Carlito struggles to his feet. Carlito presses his advantage, landing boots to the champ as the crowd boos him. He goes for the cover...

1..2...Shoulder up by HHH. Carlito grabs HHH by the head and hauls him up. He irish whips HHH into the corner and charges in after him. HHH turns and smashes an elbow into Carlito's face that staggers Carlito. HHH goes for a clothesline out of the corner but Carlito ducks and HHH nails the ref!

KING: UH OH JR...I smell a rat!

From the back a masked man comes running down the ramp as HHH locks on the Pedigree. The masked man slides into the ring behind HHH and levels him with a clothesline. HHH drops Carlito and falls to the mat. The masked man starts stomping on HHH and Carlito is soon on his feet joining in.

From the back Chris Jericho comes running out! He nails Carlito with a right hand! behind Jericho is Raven! He nails the masked man with a right and both men go over the top rope to the floor!

Jericho turns to Raven, a smile on his face and Raven kicks him in the gut and levels Jericho with the Raven Effect! Raven gets up and is met by HHH with a spinebuster! HHH drags Raven to his feet and nails the Pedigree!

ROSS: It's total chaos in the ring! It looks like the temporary alliance between the three WWE champions is over!

The Game begins to play as HHH poses on the second turnbuckle

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The camera cuts to the parking lot… Burchill is in his car trying to get the engine started… He fails once, twice, but on third attempt the engine fairs into action! He looks like he’s ready to pull out and escape when his sister, Katie Lea steps in front of the car! She smiles at him as he revs the engine, threatening to run her over…

Burchill – Get out of the way Katie! Don’t make me do this!

Paul revs the engine again and Katie blows him a kiss, she beckons him to get out of the car, or run her over. Burchill has a tear in his eye as he jerks forward and then stops. He screams at her to move, but she simple smiles back at him! He revs the engine again and pulls forward, Katie doesn’t move…

Katie – Do it, if you can. Free yourself brother... All you have to do is drive…

Burchill – MOVE! Katie please, just get out of the way!

Katie laughs and lays down on the ground in front of the car! Burchill revs the engine again, but Katie doesn’t move!

Burchill – Katie, I’ll do it Katie! Move Katie! I don’t want to hurt you!

Paul revs the engine again, but Katie doesn’t react at all! Burchill is now visibly crying, he knows the only way he can escape would result in the probable death of his sister! He shakes his head and punches through the driver seat window! No sooner does he do this, then the Undertaker, from nowhere, manifests and drags him out of the now open window! Katie is cackling manically and walks out of camera view! Undertaker slams Burchill into the hood of his car, then choke slams him on it! Burchill is out of it, and slides off the car onto the hard concrete! From the darkness, a hearse emerges, the driver is Katie Lea! Undertaker picks Burchill up and loads him into the coffin (he had built earlier) in the back and speaks, slowly, purposefully…

Undertaker – Rest In Peace!

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