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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 15:48:04 GMT -5
Superbeast by Rob Zombie plays and the ECW Logo appears on screen. Wide shot by the camera of the arena rocking with excited fans.
JOEY STYLES: Hello everyone and welcome to Extreme Championship Wrestling! After the shocking appearance last week of Bret Hart in our main event who knows what could happen this week!
TAZZ: Not only that Joey but the main event for Backlash is finally set as Raven takes on both Chris Jericho and HHH to decide who the undisputed WWE champion is!
WHOOOOOO! The theme from 2001 begins to play and the Nature Boy Ric Flair appears at the ECW entrance ramp.
STYLES: Holy cow what's he doing here? This isn't Friday night is it Tazz?
TAZZ: No this is definitely not Smackdown! But listen to these fans Joey! Even the ECW fans love the Nature Boy!
Flair is in the ring, mic in hand as the fans are WOOOOing.
FLAIR: WHOOOOO! The Nature Boy has come to ECW! WHOOOOO! Now I know you're all wondering what the General Manager of Smackdown! is doing here on ECW!
The crowd POPS
FLAIR: Well let me explain it to you! As you know last week right here on ECW Bret Hart came out and made his feelings known aobut what he thought about Vince McMahon's hired gun Batista!
CROWD BOOS
FLAIR: Then on Smackdown! Batista had the nerve, to by god, show up on MY show! And attack Bret Hart in retaliation!
Crowd begins a Batista sucks cock chant
FLAIR: So I spent the weekend doing my best to get ahold of Paul Heyman. But in traditional Heyman fashion he didn't answer or return the Nature Boy's calls. So I jumped in my jet, a lady on each arm, and flew out here to talk to Paul Heyman face to face!
Crowd Cheers
FLAIR: So Heyman...Get your ass out here! WHOOOOOOO!!!!
Superbeast begins to play and Paul Heyman shows up at the entranceway. The crowd POPS HUGE for Paul.
STYLES: And here he is! The General Manager of ECW has decided to answer Ric Flair's call!
Paul steps into the ring, mic in hand and shakes hands with Ric Flair.
HEYMAN: Nature Boy Ric Flair! To what do I owe the pleasure!
FLAIR: You know why I'm here!
HEYMAN: Yeah, sorry about not getting back to you last weekend Ric but I'm a busy man, I've got a company to run and don't have several lovely secretaries like you do.
FLAIR: Hey it's tough being The Man sometimes! WHOOOOO!
HEYMAN: However, I did have the opportunity to think about your proposal and it's a good one! At Backlash, Bret 'Hitman' Hart against the Animal Batista!
THE CROWD EXPLODES FROM THEIR SEATS!
FLAIR: Hot Damn!
Flair does a little dance in the ring.
HEYMAN: However......
He waits for Flair to settle down.
HEYMAN: However..... There's something that I want.
FLAIR: What is it? You name it!
HEYMAN: I saw that you brought a few of your stars with you in the leer jet. So tonight...In this very ring.....I want to see a tag team match...ECW rules.....
Flair pauses, listening....
HEYMAN: Tonight I want Raven to team up with Bret Hart against Batista and a wrestler of your choice from the Smackdown roster!
The crowd flips out when they hear this!
FLAIR: You want it? You got it! WHOOOOOOO!
STYLES: Did I just hear that? Did I just hear Paul Heyman and Ric Flair make a joint ECW/Smackdown Tag match?
TAZZ: That's what it sounded like!
STYLES: Oh My God!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 15:51:24 GMT -5
Promo featuring the World Title win by HHH and The bloodied Undertaker at the Hands of Paul Burchill
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 16:14:32 GMT -5
Big Balls by AC/DC is playing as Balls Mahoney makes his way towards the ring.
STYLES: Well look who it is! The Chair Swinging Hellraiser Balls Mahoney!
TAZZ: It's been a while since Balls Mahoney has graced the ECW ring! It's good to see him back!
The nWo theme song begins to play and Stevie Richards steps from behind the curtain to a huge POP from the ECW fans. He gets into the ring and takes the mike from Tony Chimel.
RICHARDS: Ladies and Gentlemen....I....Big Stevie Cool...Has been scouring the locker room looking for members to join the bWo. And tonight! I guarantee that there will be AT LEAST one new member added to the bWo!
In other words.....I've got three words for you!
WE'RE TAKING OVER!
Balls has heard enough and attacks Stevie with a clobbering right hand to the back of his head. Stevie drops the mic and staggers forward as Balls continues his assault. Big knee to Stevie's face staggers him back into the ropes. Balls whips Stevie into the ropes and goes for a clothesline that Stevie ducks.
Stevie stops in mid run, directly behind balls and grabs his chin from behind and drops him to the mat with a reverse neckbreaker. Stevie rolls to his feet and lands a couple of boots to Balls' face.
STYLES: Richards is going on the offensive!
Stevie runs to the corner and climbs the turnbuckles.
TAZZ: It might be a little early for the high risk.....
Stevie launches himself in an attempt at a big splash but Balls rolls out of the way.
Stevie's rolling around on the mat, holding his ribs as Balls gets to his feet. Balls grabs Stevie by the hair and lifts him up. Balls grabs him and plants him on the mat with a big Powerbomb!
STYLES: Big Stevie Cool is in some trouble here.
TAZZ: I told you he was too early with the high risk stuff Joey!
Balls Rolls out of the ring.
STYLES: Where's he going? Uh oh....He's got a table!
A BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! chant starts up from the crowd.
Balls throws the table into the ring and slides in after it.
STYLES: He's setting it up in the middle of the ring! Thing's are not looking good for Stevie Richards!
Balls stomps over to where Stevie is and pulls him up by his hair again. Stevie nails him in the gut with a right hand and Balls levels him with a big right hand across the back.
From the back Funaki comes running down to the ring, a chair in hand.
STYLES: It's...It's Funaki! Smackdown's Number One Announcer!...At least according to him.
Funaki stands up in the ring in front of Balls and Balls looks at him warily.
STYLES: He's....He's offering the chair to Balls Mahoney! Now he wants Balls to hit Stevie with the chair! What in the world is this all about?
Balls accepts the chair and gives Funaki a smile. He begins to raise the chair and when the chair is at Balls' face level Funaki dropkicks it right into the big man's face! Balls stumbles backwards and falls atop the table he set up.
Funaki wastes no time in climbing the turnbuckles and launches himself with a moonsault! He nails the landing and drives Balls through the table! Funaki rolls out of the ring, holding his ribs as Stevie jumps back to his feet! He walks over to where Balls Mahoney lays and drags the big man to his feet!
STYLES: Balls is out on his feet!
Stevie takes a couple of steps back, measures him up and nails him with a STEVIEKICK!
Balls collapses to the mat and Stevie makes the cover!
1...2...3!
STYLES: Unbelievable!
Funaki jumps back into the ring and Stevie and Funaki hug! Funaki raises Stevie's arm in victory!
TAZZ: Well Stevie Richards promised us a new member of the bWo and it looks like we've got it!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 16:15:58 GMT -5
Promo for Backlash runs touting the Big Main Event, the Three Way Dance between Raven and Chris Jericho and HHH to Unifiy the World Title. Also shows clips of Bret Hart and Batista pushing their big match.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 16:50:58 GMT -5
We come back to the show with Stevie Richards and Funaki still in the ring. They've managed to get Balls Mahoney out of the ring and to the floor and Stevie once more has the mic.
BIG STEVIE COOL: I promised you people that tonight you would meet the next member of the bWo....And Big Stevie Cool ALWAYS keeps his promises! So everyone...Say hello to THE Funak!
FUNAKI: Finalllly.....The Funak....Is ECW Numba One Announca!!
Funaki raises his eyebrow like the Rock and the crowd goes Wild!
FUNAKI: If you Smeelllllllll what the Funak....Is cookin!
Stevie taps Funaki on the arm and the two bail out of the ring as Balls gets back in, wildly swinging a chair.
Camera cuts to the back Where James Mitchell Stands with Umaga.
MITCHELL: Last week, in a blaze of hot flames the Minstry took care of Kane! *Evil chuckle* You should have taken my offer Kane! Together we would have made a great team. But you chose to turn your back on me and my Ministry Kane and for that you paid the price.
Mitchell Pauses and slaps Umaga on the chest.
MITCHELL: Tonight....Matt Hardy....you will find out what the Ministry is all about....Tonight you will feel the punishing blows of Umaga! Pray to your God for mercy Matt Hardy...Because there will be no mercy from the Ministry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHA!
Camera cuts to Batista walking into the back entrance of the arena. The crowd BOOS loud!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 17:17:42 GMT -5
Hell by Disturbed rocks the arena as Umaga and James Mitchell step into the ring.
TONY CHIMEL: Being accompanied by the Sinister Minister James Mitchell....UMAGA!
OH YEAAAAHHHH.....Matt Hardy's theme song begins to play but Matt Hardy doesn't come out.
STYLES: Well that's odd. I wonder where Matt Hardy is....
Camera comes on in the back to show Kennedy attacking Matt from behind.
Kennedy slams Matt's face into the concrete wall, rubs it back and forth and blood starts to smear on the white concrete. Kennedy turns Matt around and lays him out with a mic check!
The camera comes back to the ring where from out of nowhere Santino Marella and Nunzio have slid into the ring behind Umaga!
Both men are carrying chairs and they start beating the hell out of Umaga! They take turns nailing Umaga with a chair! The Samoan staggers back and forth, trying to grab them but as he reaches for one the other nails him with a chair!
STYLES: That's got to be at least ten chair shots and Umaga won't go down!
TAZZ: This is payback Styles! Pure and simple! After what happened two weeks ago The FBI is out for revenge!
Nunzio and Santino are directly across from one another and they raise their steel chairs.....CONCHAIRTO! Umaga finally falls to his knees and then on his face!
The Big Show comes hurrying out from the back and Nunzio and Santino bail out of the ring. Big Show stands over his fallen tag team partner, pointing down and yelling at the FBI. James Mitchell is trying to hold the Big Show back to keep him from going out of the ring after them.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 17:18:29 GMT -5
Promo from last week's Smackdown showing Batista getting into Bret Hart's match and attacking him.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 17:40:33 GMT -5
Somewhere in the building....Super Crazy and Maria are talking.
MARIA: So yeah after last week I'm hoping to hook up with them again. It was a great party!
Super Crazy nods his head while Maria rambles on
MARIA: and the drinks, they were out of this world.....
CM Punk is walking by and stops, listening to Maria.
CM PUNK: What the hell is wrong with you?
MARIA: Who...Me?
CM PUNK: It's disgusting, the drinking, the smoking, the drunken orgies. You're a disgrace Maria, a worthless slut who has no buisness in the wrestling industry.
Maria looks on in shock as Punk verbally attacks her.
SUPER CRAZY: Hey man, lay off....
CM PUNK: Shut the hell up!
MARIA: I.....
CM PUNK: That's right, there's no excuse for you is there? You drunk little bi....
SUPER CRAZY: Enough!
CM Punk slugs Crazy and then jumps him with several right hands that send the luchadore stumbling against the wall. Punk gives him a knee lift to the gut and follows it up with a forarm that smacks Crazy's head against the wall. Punk grabs Crazy's face and slams it downard onto Punk's knee. Maria is pleading for Punk to stop as Crazy slides to the floor. Punk stares at her for a moment and then turns and walks away.
Maria bends over to attend to Super Crazy.
JOEY STYLES: Well this night just keeps getting crazier, if you'll pardon the pun....
TAZZ: Yeah but what about Super Crazy's match with Mr. Kennedy?
Kennedy! Mr. Kennedy's theme song begins to play and Kennedy comes down to the ring with a smile on his face.
STYLES: Well it looks like Ken Kennedy has just witnessed CM Punk's attack on Super Crazy....He seems rather pleased at the thought of a count out win.
Superbeast begins to play and Paul Heyman steps out onto the entranceway.
HEYMAN: Well gee Ken, it looks like your luck just keeps on rolling doesn't it? I mean you were supposed to have a match with Super Crazy but he just got his ass handed to him by CM Punk. I mean you already took care of Matt Hardy, you've been a busy boy. What do you think people? Should we give Ken Kennedy the night off?
The crowd boos!
HEYMAN: Yeah I was thinking the same thing. So instead Mr. Kennedy, you're going to have a match....against this man.....
Man in the Box by Alice in Chains begins to play and Tommy Dreamer comes running out towards the ring. Kennedy is flipping out at the site of Dreamer.
Tommy hits the ring and the two men begin to exchange right hands before the bell even has the chance to ring.
STYLES: Tommy Dreamer has been dying to get his hands on Ken Kennedy and now thanks to our General Manager he has his chance!
Tommy has backed Kennedy into the corner. He Irish whips him into the far corner and charges in after him....Right into a big Elbow from Kennedy. Kennedy lands a knee to the side of Dreamer's head that staggers Tommy to his knees. Kennedy hits the ropes and drops an elbow onto the back of Tommy's head that knocks him flat to the mat.
Kennedy gets up and starts shouting and pointing at the crowd. When he turns back to Tommy he's met with a low blow! Kennedy doubles over in pain and Tommy leaps to his feet and grabs him around the head....DDT!
Tommy goes for the cover
1...2...3!
CHIMEL: YOUR WINNER...TOMMY DREAMER!
Tommy stands up and raises his arms in the crucifix position and the fans pop for him chanting He's hardcore! He's Hardcore!
Kennedy stumbles to his feet and nails Tommy in the back of the head with a double axe handle. Kennedy puts the boots to Tommy kicking him in the head and gut. Kennedy grabs Tommy and delivers a Mic Check!
Kennedy stands and raises his hand in the air as his music plays...the crowd is booing and chanting Asshole! at him.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 17:48:16 GMT -5
Promo of the events leading up to the tag team main event between Raven, Batista and Bret Hart.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 11, 2008 18:23:32 GMT -5
Back to the arena and the lights go dim. The guitar riff starts and Bret Hart comes walking out from behind the curtain. The crowd cheers as he makes his way to the side of the ring. He puts his sunglasses over the top of a little girl's head before getting into the ring.
CHIMEL: This tag team contest is scheduled for ONE FALL...Introducing first....Bret 'Hitman' Hart!
You gotta keep em Seperated.....Raven's theme song begins to play as Raven approaches the ring.
CHIMEL: And his partner...He is the ECW Champion....THIS...IS RAAAAAVEN!
STYLES: And we are joined at the announce table by the Sixteen Time World Champion and Smackdown! General Manager Ric Flair...
FLAIR: Thank you Joey Styles and let me tell you it's good to be in ECW!
Batista's music begins to play and Batista appears at the entranceway. He doesn't approach the ring, instead waiting for his partner.....
CHIMEL...and their opponents....Batista.....
Randy Orton's music hits and the former World Champ comes out to stand next to Batista.
CHIMEL: and.....RANDY ORTon
STYLES: Randy Orton!
FLAIR: That's right! The Nature Boy travels with only the best!
Bret Hart and Randy Orton start the match off. Collar and elbow tie up. Randy turns out of it into an arm bar. Bret reverses it into an arm bar and turns it into a back arm lock. He pushes Randy away and they two begin to circle, Randy Orton shaking his arm.
STYLES: A feeling out process between the two.
FLAIR: Don't worry things will pick up, these men are too comeptetive to stay this conservative.
They go to lock up again and Bret turns it into an armdrag takedown that catches Orton by surprise. Orton rolls to his knees, Batista directly behind him. Orton tags in Batista. Raven is demanding the tag in his corner and Bret gives it to him.
The two men collide in the middle of the ring, exchanging right hands. Raven lands a knee to Batista's gut and follows it up with a stiff right to the jaw that sends Batista flat onto his back. Raven grabs Batista's leg and raises it in the air before kicking him in his calf muscle then stomping on his inner thigh.
Batista rolls out of the ring to get away from Raven and Raven gets a running start and suicide dives into Batista between the second and top ropes!
STYLES: OH MY GOD! Raven went airborn!
Raven is on top of Batista, nailing him with rights and lefts to the head. Orton drops down off of his spot on the apron and nails Raven with a boot to the back of the head. Raven falls off of Batista and Randy Orton continues to put the boots on him. Batista manages to get to his feet and grabs Raven by the head. He throws Raven into the ring, breaking the count, and slides in after him.
STYLES: Raven's in trouble here!
FLAIR: It's the price you pay taking the action outside in a tag team match!
STYLES: Tazz, anything you would like to add?
TAZZ: Just that I can't seem to get a word in edge wise!
Batista tosses Raven into the ropes and clotheslines him! He taunts Bret who tries to get into the ring but is stopped by the ref. With his back turned to the action he doesn't see Batista Put Raven on his shoulders and Orton sail off of the top rope with a clothesline!
STYLES: Shades of the Doomsday Device!
The Ref turns around in time to see Batista go for the pinfall....
1...2...Raven gets a shoulder up!
Batista, irritated gets to his feet and grabs Raven by his hair. Bret tries to get in the ring again and the ref turns to stop him. When he does Raven nails Batista with a low blow! Batista falls back onto the mat as does Raven.
STYLES: Raven needs to make the tag!
FLAIR:Now this is what I'm talking about! What a match! Woooo!
Raven struggles towards his corner, as does Batista. Raven makes the tag! Batista makes the tag!
Orton enters the ring and is leveled with a clothesline from Bret Hart. Bret Puts the boots to Orton and grabs his leg.
STYLES: He's got him over....The Sharpshooter!
Batista lands a boot to Bret's face, breaking up the hold. Bret's on his face and the two men exchange right hands, they aren't paying attention to where they are and both men fall over the top rope to the floor below! They continue to battle as in the ring Raven and Orton begin to brawl. Orton nails Raven with a sidewalk slam and scoops him up.
On the outside Bret blocks Batista's attempt to slam his face into the steel steps and returns the favor slamming Batista face first into the ring steps. Batista bounces backwards and onto the concrete floor.
In the ring Randy Orton goes for the RKO but Raven pushes him into the ropes. Outside Bret has locked the Sharpshooter onto Batista and Batista is screaming in pain and slapping his hand onto the concrete! Orton comes off the ropes and gets a boot to the gut from Raven followed by an EVENFLOW DDT!
Raven goes for the fall.....
1..2...3!
STYLES: It's over! Raven and Bret Hart pull it off!
FLAIR: This is just one battle! This war is far from over!
TAZZ: This is just a taste of what we'll see between Batista and Bret Hart at Backlash!
WWE LOGO Come up
FADE TO BLACK
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