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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 10, 2008 17:34:52 GMT -5
Wanna Be Loved by Papa Roach plays as pyro explodes from the stage. The camera spins showing the fans on their feet and cheering.
JIM ROSS: Hello evryone and welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW! We are live in the King's home town of Memphis, Tennesee!
KING: Oh it's good to be home JR! WOO HOO!
JIM ROSS: We have a capacity crowd for what should be a great night of wrestling....
I'm baaack...and better then ever! Eric Bischoff's theme music begins to play... Eric comes walking down the ramp, smiling and waving at the crowd who boo him. Bischoff gets into the ring and takes the mic from Lillian with a smile.
BISCHOFF: Thank you, Thank you very much!
The fans continue to boo.
BISCHOFF: Last week, Mr. McMahon brought me on to run a RAW that was truly lacking. There was no back room leadership, matches were out of control. So I agreed to Vince's offer, and now here I am, back in the WWE!
Fans begin to chant You Suck!
BISCHOFF: See! You reall DID miss me! So as I was saying tonight, things are going to be different. Last Week Jeff Hardy won his first round Intercontinental Tournement match by Disqualificaton.
ROSS: Yeah he got mugged in the damn ring!
BISCHOFF: But that's ok! It happens! However, tonight, in the other qualifying match I want a clean finish. No Disqualification, no countout. That's why tonight's match between Shelton Benjamin and MVP will be a No Disqualification, Falls count anywhere match!
ROSS: Are you kidding me? Why not just make it a damn three on one match?
BISCHOFF: Not only that...But tonight...Right here in this very ring....*He stops and mugs to the camera with a big smile* Will be a triple threat match to decide the World Heavyweight Champion! John Cena, The Undertaker and Triple H!
FANS POP HUGE! Bischoff grins.
The sound of glass breaking leads into Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme music. The fans POP HUGE for Stone Cold as he makes his way down to the ring. He does his four corners salute to the crowd and accepts a mic from Lillian at ringside.
SCSA:So I was sittin in the back...Drinkin a beer...
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: When I hear this jackass out in the ring making matches for tonight's show....
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: So I said to myself....Hell I better go out there and find out what's going on! So I come out here and what do I see? I see Eric Bischoff out here thinking he's the man.
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: So, since we're standing in my ring
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: In front of my fans....
CROWD POPS
SCSA: Let me just say that those matches you just announced...I gotta say they're not bad....
BISCHOFF: Thanks St......
SCSA: SHADDUP!
CROWD POPS HUGE!
SCSA: Anyway.....I'll give you those two matches, total no brainers if you ask me, but let's take it one step further. You see, Stone Cold is in the mood to watch somebody get their asses whipped! So let's add a little tag team thing into the mix shall we? Let's say....Those other two NextGen punks, Morrison and Carlito. Let's put them in the ring against say.....Jeff Hardy...
CROWD POPS!
SCSA: And Mick Foley!
CROWD REALLY POPS!
BISCHOFF: No! No! We can't do that! That's a terrible....
Stone Cold shoots Bischoff a glare and Bischoff shuts up.
SCSA: If you want to see Mick Foley and Jeff Hardy whoop NextGen's ass gimme a HELL YEAH!
CROWD: HELL YEAH!
The Glass Breaks followed by Austin's music and Stone Cold Rolls out of the ring. He turns and looks up at Bischoff who's scowling, and flips him off.
ROSS: What a match! Mick Foley's gonna be in action...TONIGHT!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 10, 2008 17:47:20 GMT -5
PROMO runs for Last week on ECW! Showing Bret Hart Screwing Batista out of his ECW Title Shot and ruining Mr. McMahon's night.
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Post by justhugo on Apr 10, 2008 18:00:38 GMT -5
We come back on the air and Mick Foley is in the ring alone, the lights are down and there is a ‘spot’ on the ‘hardcore legend’. He is sitting on a steel folding chair with a microphone in his hands…
Mick – Not since I was spit in the face…
The crowd boo at that then start a “Foley Foley Foley” chant.
Mick – …by the self proclaimed ‘Legend Killer’, have I felt so disrespected. Apparently there’s a ‘new’ team on RAW, they’re calling themselves ‘NextGen’, which I can only assume stands for the next group to have ‘genitals’ that are too big for their britches! These punk kids took it upon themselves to get in my face last week; to attack me last week, and they think that I’m going to let it go! No! I am a legend in this business and I demand respect! So tonight I’ve gone to my good friend Stone Cold Steve Austin (he pauses for the cheap pop), and he has granted me a tag team match, with the partner of my choosing, and I choose a man who’s just as ‘extreme’ as Mick Foley, a man who is ‘hardcore’ and no, I’m not talking about Tommy Dreamer, even though he is ‘hardcore’ (yet another pause), I’m talking about the daredevil, risk defying; Jeff Hardy!
We cut to the backstage area where Chavo Guerrero is preparing for his match, when he is accosted by Kelly Kelly!
Kelly- Chavo! Chavo!
Chavo – Hey, Kelly, how’s it going? Look I’ve got a match right now, maybe we can talk later, nice outfit by the way… Do you have a ‘school girl’ match later?
Kelly – Lister Chavo… Don’t go out there tonight, please, you’ll get hurt!
Chavo – Kelly, do you know what ‘Guerrero’ means? It means ‘warrior’ Kelly. I’m not afraid of some giant! I can outwrestle anybody, it’s in my blood!
Kelly – But… Be careful, OK?
OH CHAVO! Chavo Guerrero makes his way down the ramp wearing his ‘warrior’ poncho. He takes a knee and does his pose but out of nowhere is assaulted by Matt Striker?
King – Striker’s on RAW now? I thought that idiot Paul Hayman fired him!
JR – Well apparently he’s back on RAW King, and you know what that means…
“Calling all cars, calling all cars” Big Daddy V charges down the ramp and mauls Chavo from behind! Striker is screaming at him to destroy the Mexican Warrior, and the mastodon, of course, obliges! V drags him down to the ringside area and slams him headfirst into the steel steps.
King – Oh my god JR! The match hasn’t even started and Chavo’s busted open already!
V tosses Guerrero into the ring like a rag doll and proceeds to stomp the life out of him! Striker is calling for his execution, and V whips him into the corner, screams like a wild beast and rushes him with a massive splash in the corner! Chavo drops to his knees and V grabs him by the throat!
JR – This is just sick! Chavo was attacked before the match, and now he can’t even defend himself!
King – Hey look! It’s Kelly! And she looks great in that school girl outfit!
JR – She’s looking to help out her friend Chavo, but I’m not sure how wise that is!
No sooner has Kelly reached ringside, and then Striker grabs her by the hair and starts screaming at her! Meanwhile V in the ring is continuing to manhandle Chavo, hitting the ‘visagra’! Striker is gripping Kelly by the face and forcing her to watch the assault! Viscera hoists Chavo up and drops him down with a gut busting Samoan drop and goes for the pin!
JR – This one is over, but what the hell is Striker doing?!
Striker rolls Kelly Kelly into the ring. As she tries to back away she walks right into the monstrous V! She looks ready to cry as she falls to her knees and backs into the corner!
King – I’ve seen enough!
Jerry Lawler throws down his headset and makes a beeline for the ring! He takes out Striker with a massive right hand and sends him to the outside, then follows up; unloading on the mastodon! Without warning the blond beauty Kelly Kelly lowblows him from behind, and yells at V to “finish him”! V wastes no time in dropping him with a Samoan drop, and Kelly calls for a microphone!
Kelly –Hey Chavo, I told you to be careful, but you didn’t listen. You were destroyed by a real man, MY man, Big Daddy V!
JR – This was a setup! That’s just sick!
Matt Striker calls for the mic…
Striker – It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to my NEW ‘classroom’, I am Matt Striker, your teacher, this (points at V) is the classroom bully, Big Daddy V! And of course, (he points to Kelly) ever bully has the girl, I give you ‘the teacher’s pet’ Kelly Kelly!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 10, 2008 18:11:03 GMT -5
ROSS: And we’re back ladies and gentlemen....
Shelton Benjamin’s theme begins to play and Shelton appears at the top of the stage.
ROSS: This is the second match in the Intercontinental Tournament! Last week Jeff Hardy won by disqualification after being attacked by NextGen.
Before Shelton can come down the ramp he is attacked from behind by MVP! The two begin exchanging lefts and rights as they make their way down the ramp. Shelton takes MVP’s head and rams it into the steel security rail. MVP staggers backward and Shelton continues his attack kicking MVP in the gut and leveling him at the bottom of the ramp with a DDT!
ROSS: Shelton Benjamin is taking it to MVP!
Shelton Jumps onto the ring apron and backs to the corner. He gets a running start and launches himself off of the apron and onto MVP with a huge elbow! Shelton grabs MVP and throws him into the ring.
ROSS: Big Right hands from Shelton Benjamin on MVP!
Shelton throws MVP into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but MVP ducks under it. MVP off the far ropes and Shelton bends over. MVP leapfrogs over him. Off the ropes one last time for MVP and Shelton hits the opposite side ropes and the two begin to criss cross the ring. MVP falls to the mat and Shelton skips over him. Shelton off the ropes and MVP lands and flying back elbow on Shelton Benjamin.
Both men collapse to the mat trying to catch their breaths. MVP is up first. He measures up Shelton and lands a solid right boot to Shelton’s face.
ROSS: It looks like the tide is slowly turning on this match.
Standing leg drop from MVP onto Shelton.
The cover...1..2.. Kickout.
MVP is back on his feet and dragging Shelton to his feet. MVP hits the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick but Shelton side steps it and MVP hits the mat with a thud. Shelton takes advantage of the situation to scoop up MVP and drop him with a body Slam. Shelton helps him up again and delivers a side suplex.
The cover...1...2...Kickout.
Shelton grabs MVP by the legs and slips on a sharpshooter!
ROSS: Can he do it? Can Shelton Benjamin make MVP tap out?
From the back John Morrison and Carltio come running out!
ROSS: No Dammit! Why can’t these two keep their noses out of it?
Dropkick from Carlito to the face of Benjamin. Shelton breaks the hold and falls to the mat. Morrison Climbs to the top rope and delivers a big splash to the fallen Benjamin.
Carlito helps up Shelton and delivers a BackStabber!
Running out from the back comes Jeff Hardy and Mick Foley! The crowd POPS HUGE!
ROSS: REINFORCEMENTS! IT’s ABOUT DAMN TIME!
Foley and Hardy slide into the ropes and the two of them begin to brawl with Carlito and Morrison.
Seemingly unnoticed MVP has rolled out of the ring and to the floor where Shelton Benjamin lay. He covers Shelton
1...2...Kickout!
ROSS: This is complete Chaos! There’s still a match going on!
MVP pulls Benjamin to his feet outside and throws a right hand that Shelton BLOCKS and then lands one of his own! The two begin exchanging right hands up the ramp while the other four are still fighting in the ring.
The stand at the top of the ramp, MVP with his back to the titantron. He lands a kick to Shelton’s gut, shoves his head between his legs and lifts him up on his shoulders
ROSS: No! Don’t do it!
MVP Powerbombs Shelton onto a table at the bottom of the ramp!
ROSS: OH DEAR LORD!
MVP scurries down the side of the ramp and goes for the cover.....
1...2....3!
ROSS: MVP wins the match but we still have total chaos in the ring! We need to take a break and hopefully the officials can get this thing sorted out and we’ll have that tag match!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 10, 2008 18:11:52 GMT -5
PROMO for Last Friday's SMACKDOWN! airs showing the revenge of Batista on Bret Hart
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Post by justhugo on Apr 10, 2008 18:51:31 GMT -5
As we come back after the break, officials have relegated Benjamin and MVP to the back, and in the ring, Carlito has Foley isolated in his corner and is throwing heavy left hands to his face… Morrison tags in quickly and Carlito draws the ref away from the corner, distracting him while Morrison puts the boot to the throat of Foley and begins choking him! The ref pushes Carlito aside and screams the 5 count in Morrison’s ear..
JR - Morrison releases at the count of four, and these two are working well together!
Back in the ring and the ref is distracted by Jeff Hardy who is trying to help out Foley in the corner! Carlito and Morrison take the opportunity to drop Foley with a double suplex! Carlito goes for the cover, but Mick kicks out at the count of two… Carlito pulls him over to the corner and tags in Morrison again. ‘The Monday night Delight’ springs over the top rope and hits a massive leg drop! Foley is down and Morrison goes for the cover, the count of two, but Hardy breaks it up! Carlito slips into the ring behind Hardy and goes for the Backstabber, but Jeff blocks it grabbing the top rope! Hardy follows up with a basement dropkick, sending Carlito to the outside, before the ref sends him back to his corner.
JR – Look at Foley fighting back!
Foley is indeed firing off a series of rights backing Morrison closer to his corner, when Carlito jumps into the ring and hits the Backstabber! Foley is down, but while the ref is distracted with Carlito Hardy leaps off the top rope and hits a whisper in the wind, crashing down on Morrison, he drags Foley closer to the corner and slips outside.
JR – Hardy’s looking for the tag…
Morrison staggers to his feet and grabs Mick by the leg, but Mick kicks him off and makes the hot tag! Jeff leaps over the top rope and drops Morrison like a bad habit; he runs to Carlito and floors him with a dropkick, quickly gets up and hits the flying forearm to Morrison! He runs the ropes and hits a cross body to the ‘Messiah of Sexy’ then makes a quick tag to Foley! Foley drags Morrison to the corner and unloads with a series of big forearms; Jeff sails over the top rope and removes Carlito, Mick stops with the strikes and give the crowd the ‘Bang Bang’ (the crowd erupts) signal, before following up with a big running knee!
JR – And FOLEY! FOLEY’S ON FIRE!
Jeff is back on the apron and Foley drops Morrison with the doublearm DDT! He tags in Jeff! The Swanton Bomb from the top! Jeff covers! 1..2..3! It’s over!
JR – What a match! Foley and Hardy pull this one off!
Mick and Jeff, clear the ring of Morrison and Carlito and celebrate the win!
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Post by justhugo on Apr 10, 2008 19:02:16 GMT -5
***Ad break***
Promo airs reminding fans to watch tomorrow's ECW on SCI-FI!
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Post by justhugo on Apr 10, 2008 19:02:23 GMT -5
We return to RAW to a disturbing sight… Undertaker is working at his old forge, building a casket… Katie Lea Darkness is at his side, cackling cruelly and whispering in his ear… She turns around and stares at the camera; a blank evil stare… She nudges the Deadman who turns rapidly on the spot! The two slowly approach the cameraman, and his muffled pleas are just about picked up over the camera’s microphone! Suddenly Katie strikes! Viciously slapping the camera man; he lets the camera fall to the ground! The rest of the scene is shot sideways and at knee level! We see the feet of the camera man lift into the air, and he suddenly comes crashing down to the floor!
Katie – I want to see him buried alive…
The Undertaker drags the fallen camera man to the coffin and picks him up… We do not see what happens next; up hear a lid come crashing closed, followed by and ominous “Rest in Peace” from the Undertaker…
Katie – Katie always gets what she wants…
JR – And I’m joined once again by Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler at ringside and what a sick event have we just witnessed, an innocent man destroyed by The Undertaker and his new ‘Dark Widow’ Katie Lea Darkness! It’s almost as sick as what happened to you earlier tonight King!
A recap of the assault on Lawler airs…
King – Ugh… Don’t remind me JR! I just feel bad for the Deadman’s opponents tonight!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 10, 2008 19:24:46 GMT -5
LILLIAN: The following Contest is a Three Way Dance for the World Heavyweight title! Making his way to the ring......
The horns begins to play and John Cena comes bouncing out of the curtain, his hands raised high in the air.
LILLIAN: Johhhhn CEEEENA!
Cena slides into the ring meeting a mixed reaction from the crowd.
LILLIAN: His opponent...
The lights go dark, creepy music begins to play from the speakers and the Undertaker makes his slow march to the ring, Katie Lea Darkness in tow.
LILLIAN: THE UNNNNDERTAKER!
Undertaker climbs the steps and stops at the last one. He raises his hands slowly in the air and the lights come up.
LILLIAN: And the final opponent......
Time to play the game....time to play the gaaaaame Huhuhahaha
Triple H appears at the entrance. He comes down to the ring and performs his pre match ritual including spitting the water at the crowd.
LILLIAN: Triiiiiple H!
The three men circle warily as the bell rings.
ROSS: The rules to a Three Way Dance are simple. The first person to gain a pinfall is the victor.
KING: Yeah and to be honest JR I have no idea who’s going to win this thing!
HHH and Cena start double teaming the Undertaker but the Dead man battles right back, blocking punches from both of them and then countering with a big boot to Cena and a clothesline to Triple H!
ROSS: Guess that strategy didn’t work out so well for John Cena and Triple H.
Undertaker tosses HHH out of the ring to the floor and focuses his efforts on Cena. Massive right hands stagger John Cena. Irish whip into the corner and the Undertaker follows it up with a massive clothesline that sends Cena to the mat.
ROSS: I don’t know exactly what Katie Lea has done to the Undertaker but he’s more vicious then I’ve ever seen him!
Undertaker reaches down and grabs Cena by the throat and lifts him up into the air for a chokeslam but HHH is back in the ring and hits a running knee lift to Undertaker’s back. Taker drops Cena and turns to face HHH. Hunter throws a volley of right hands and the Undertaker takes them all before snapping his head back to stare at HHH. HHH hits the ropes and bounces off, launching himself at the Undertaker who catches him by the throat and lifts him high in the air.
ROSS: Undertaker is going to send Triple H straight to hell!
Cena nails Undertaker in the back of the knee with a dropkick. Undertaker falls to one knee and Cena nails him in the side of the head with a solid right hand that makes him drop Triple H. Triple H rolls out of the ring as Cena lands some offense on the Undertaker. Lefts and rights drop Undertaker to his back.
Cena does the ‘You can’t see me’ and follows it up with the five knuckle shuffle! He goes for the pin...1..2.. The Undertaker bodily throws Cena off of him and sits up. Right into a boot to the face from Triple H! Taker goes down again and Cena starts to put the boots to him.
HHH wastes no time in leveling Cena with a clothesline!
KING: Guess the alliance is over JR!
ROSS: I’m not sure how good of an idea that is though King!
Cena is up on one knee and gets a high knee lift from Hunter to his face that sends him sprawling back to the mat.
Undertaker sits up.
Triple H takes advantage of his momentum to nail the Undertaker with a running clothesline that sends him over the top rope.
Hunter returns to Cena who has staggered to his feet. Cena hits the ropes and comes off right into a spinebuster!
Undertaker is back on his feet and has a hand on the top rope ready to pull himself up when from out of the crowd comes Paul Burchill! He grabs a steel chair from ringside and nails the Undertaker in the back with it! Taker lets go of the ropes and turns. He’s met with a steel chair to the face that nocks him to the floor!
HHH is trading blows with Cena and has the ref’s full attention. Cena manages to grab HHH and lift him up for the FU but HHH slips out of it grabbing Cena and flooring him with a reverse DDT!
Outside of the ring the Undertaker sits up and Burchill blasts him with another chair shot to the face. Burchill drops the chair and bails back into the crowd as in the ring HHH is setting up Cena....
ROSS: Pedigree!
The count...1...2...3....!
ROSS: Triple H has done it! He’s won the World Title and is on his way to the Unification match at Backlash!
LILLIAN: The winner of the match and NEW World Champion....TRIPLE H!
Outside of the Ring the Undertaker sits up, his face covered in blood as in the ring behind him Triple H is raising the World title into the air.
WWE LOGO
FADE TO BLACK
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