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Post by anarchyrulez on Apr 4, 2008 16:47:23 GMT -5
The WWE Opening montage plays before the cameras come on in the arena. Pyro explodes, the cameras pan left and right showing all of the fans on their feet and applauding. JIM ROSS: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night Raw! We're in the sold out Pepsi Center in Denver Colorado! I'm Jim Ross along with my collegue Jerry 'The King' Lawler..... Time to play the game......Time to play the gaaaaammmmeeee! Huhuhuhaha....HHH's theme music begins to play. KING: And it looks like we're getting an early start tonight JR...Look who it is right off the bat!
JR: The Game looks like he's in a pretty foul mood tonight. I'm sure the fact that he doesn't hold the World Title has something to do with that!
HHH is in the ring and takes the mic from Lilian Garcia.
HHH: You know....I've had a lot on my mind the last twenty four hours. For instance the fact that Randy Orton retained the World Title at Wrestlemania only to defect to Smackdown and leave the title vacant....Now...The way I see it that leaves a very interesting dilemma here on Raw. The way I look at it is this. I AM the 11 time WWE champion. I've carried this company on my back for years. So the way I see it, I should be appointed the World Champion!
The Glass breaks and Stone Cold Steve Austin's music begins to play. The fans POP HUGE!
Stone Cold comes strolling down to the ring, mic in hand, and climbs the steps and steps between the ropes as HHH frowns at him.
SCSA: You know why I'm here?
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: Linda McMahon gave me a call over the weekend....
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: She asked me if I would be interested in taking on the role of General Manager here on RAW!
CROWD POPS
SCSA: So you know what I did?
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: I drank a few beers.....
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: I drank a few more beers....
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: And I came to the conclusion that you, HHH, don't deserve SQUAT!
CROWD POPS AGAIN
SCSA: Hell son the way I see it, you ain't the only one in this company that deserves a shot at the World Title. That's why next week....
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: Right here on this very program.....
CROWD: WHAT?
SCSA: We're going to have a good old fashioned Triple threat match to decide the new World Champion!
CROWD CHEERS.
HHH: And Just who's going to be in this match?
SCSA: Well I'm glad you asked! First there's going to be you HHH.
CROWD CHEERS
SCSA: Then there's gonna be John Cena!
CROWD CHEERS with a mixture of BOOS
SCSA: Then there's gonna be the baddest deadman I've ever met....The Undertaker.
CROWD POPS at the mention of the dead man. HHH continues to scowl as stare at Stone Cold. Stone Cold stares right back.
SCSA: And that's the bottom liiiiiine.......
CROWD: CUZ STONE COLD SAYS SO!
SCSA: Cuz Stone Cold.....Says So!
The Glass breaks and Austin's music plays again as he slips from the ring and heads up the ramp, leaving a fuming HHH behind.
JR: The Rattlesnake has struck once again King!
KING: I can't believe that Linda McMahon would appoint Stone Cold Steve Austin as General Manager AH!
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Post by anarchyrulez on Apr 4, 2008 16:59:16 GMT -5
Promo airs for The previous week's ECW including the attack on Vince McMahon by Tommy Dreamer. And the attack on Raven by Batista
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:16:08 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy's music begins to play and Jeff comes out onto the stage with a huge POP from the fans.
JR: And it's time for the first match in the Intercontinental Tournement. The Rainbow haired warrior looks like he's ready to go!
LILIAN: From Cameron, North Carolina....JEFF HAAAARDYYYY!!!!
Crowd Pops as Jeff leaps into the ring.
John Morrison's music begins to play and he comes strutting out to the ring.
LILIAN: And his opponent.....John....Morrison!
Morrison slips into the ring and the bell rings. The two men circle each other then lock up. Match starts out with some quick paced back and forth action. Jeff with a sideheadlock that he spins into a back arm breaker. Reversal by Morrison into a back armbreaker of his own. Jeff pulls Morrison towards the corner and walks up the turnbuckles and flips over Morrison's head to land behind him.
JR: A flurry of offensive moves here in the early going!
Jeff grabs Morrison by the shoulder and spins him around, nailing him with a right hand that rocks Morrison into the corner. Jeff takes a running step and grabs Morrison by the head, his foot in Morrison's gut and monkey flips him out of the corner.
Morrison hit's the mat and rolls out of the ring. He looks up at Jeff, holding his back with one hand and pointing at Jeff with the other.
From out of the back MVP and Carlito coming running out. Jeff doesn't see them until it's too late. He manages to block a punch from Carlito but is body tackled by MVP as he slides into the ring behind Carlito. The two men start stomping on Jeff as the ref calls for the bell. Back Cracker by Carlito, Playmaker by MVP!
Morrison has the mic as they stand over the fallen Jeff Hardy.
MORRISON: Welcome to the REVOLUTION!
THE CROWD BOOS
MORRISON: This goes out as a warning to everyone in the back. We're sick of being held down. We're SICK of being the butt of everyone's jokes! We're out here right now to introduce you to the next big thing in the WWE.....We are NextGen and our time is NOW!
JR: The GALL! These three are way out of line!
KING: You've got to admire their intiitive though JR!
JR: I have to do NO such thing!
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:16:59 GMT -5
Promo airs for Backlash and the announcement of the Three Way Dance to unifiy the Three titles....
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:35:04 GMT -5
As the cameras come back on Paul Burchill is in the ring with Katie Lea. The crowd is jeering the two, chanting ‘You sick f**k’ at Burchill (as it relates to his highly inappropriate relationship with his sister). Burchill hates it, screaming at the audience to shut up. He even goes as far as to step out of the ring and get in the face of the fans at ringside.
Katie – It’s ok Paul. Let’s these idiots say what they want. They’re just jealous of our beautiful family.
Burchill steps back into the ring and apologizes to his kid sister. Katie puts her arms around him and whispers something to him. Paul smiles and whispers back; she giggles and gets back on the mic.
Katie – Well, my brother is the greatest wrestler in the business, and Katie only wants the best. Tonight, Katie’s going to get the best, isn’t that right Paul?
Burchill – I always give my gorgeous little sister my best. She’s the only person who can take the best that Paul Burchill has to offer. Katie you know I’d never let these fans come between us!
Katie – That’s not the point, I want the best!
Burchill & Katie – …and Katie always gets what she wants!
The crowd goes back to the ‘you sick f**k’ chant…
JR – Well the crowd is less than receptive to the young Burchill family!
The infamous gong hits and the arena lights go out! The gong hits again and the Undertaker is standing behind Burchill! Katie screams and bails out of the ring, just as Paul turns around only to eat a big boot to the face!
King – Oh my god JR! The Undertaker came out of nowhere!
Taker follows up with some hard boots to the ribs of Burchill. Just as it looks like Paul can’t fight back he sweeps the legs of the Deadman! Undertaker crashes to the matt and Burchill slaps on the front-facelock on the canvass! This doesn’t last long as the Undertaker, in a Herculean feat of strength lifts himself and Burchill off the canvas and rams him into the corner. Taker unloads with some hard fists in the corner and Paul crumbles!
JR – This one’s become a fight, pure and simple!
Katie Lea distracts the ref and Burchill drops the Phenom with a low blow! Undertaker is staggered and Burchill poses for the crowd, and Katie calls him over. She runs her hands down his chest, while behind him the Undertaker recovers! Taker looms over Burchill and Katie smacks him in the face! Paul is shocked and looks confused! Katie waves alluringly at Paul as she drops off the apron. Burchill is devastated and turns disinterestedly around, right into the waiting arms of the Undertaker! Taker takes him up and dumps him on his head with a massive tombstone Piledriver! Three seconds later the match is over…
JR – I can’t believe what we’ve just seen! Katie has turned on her own brother!
Katie slides into the ring and runs her hands over the Deadman’s chest! Taker stoops and sweeps her off her feet! The two exit and head backstage…
(Written by Hugo)
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:37:25 GMT -5
Promo from Smackdown that Shows the return of Finlay and his winning the European Title.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:49:18 GMT -5
Camera comes up back stage where Mick Foley is hanging out by the catering table. Morrison and Next Gen come strutting by and Morrison bumps into Mick.
MORRISON: Hey watch where you're going old timer.
Mick glares at him.
MORRISON: What you got a problem?
FOLEY: Yeah you could say I've got a problem....You see I've got a problem with anyone that messes with my........food.
Morrison looks at Mick like he's an idiot.
MORRISON: I think you've taken one to many shots to the head Foley.
MICK: Oh really?
MORRISON: Yeah I think.....
Mick nails him with a big right hand as his plate falls to the floor. Morrison takes a stunned step back and Mick follows him.
MICK: You think I'm old? Mick demands and slams his fist in Morrison's face.
MVP and Carlito jump in and it quickly degenerates into a beatdown.
From off camera comes Jeff Hardy and Shelton Benjamin who attack NextGen. The brawl quickly destroys the catering area and Security is forced to rush in to break everything up.
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:49:51 GMT -5
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:56:45 GMT -5
JR: Well it's been an actionpacked night so far! The stunning revelation that Stone Cold Steve Austin is our new General Manger! The surpising turn of Katie Lea Burchill on her brother!
KING: And let's not forget the formation of NextGen JR!
The horns begin to blare as John Cena's music begins to play! Cena comes bounding out of the back as half of the crowd cheers and the other half boos!
JR: And here comes another of our number one contenders for the World Title!
CENA: YO YO YO! There's a few things that I need to get off of my chest so let's get this show on the ROAD!
PARTIAL POP FROM THE CROWD
CENA: Triple H, you come out here and demand that someone hand you the World title? What's up with that man? You know good and well that the belt belongs around my waist not yours. I mean let's be real Hunter. You had your time in the sun. I never lost that title, yet here I stand waiting in line again to wear that gold.
Think about this and think about it long and hard Triple H. Next week, when you're looking up at those lights, when I wave my hand in front of my face and drop that five...knuckle...shuffle....on your ass.
You remember, that My time is here, my time is now.....And when that ref raises my hand and that spinner belt comes back to me....where it belongs.....You remember What it means when you hear....THE CHAMP IS HERE!
HHH's theme begins to play and he walks down to the ring in a King of Kings shirt. He has a mic with him.
HHH: You need to get over yourself Cena. You had your chance, you got hurt....Boo Hooo and too bad for you. But that's in the past. It's time for a REAL man to step up and carry the title!
The bell gongs and Undertaker's music begins to play. Katie Lea has the mic in her hand and does the talking as they make their way to the ring.
The Undertaker and Katie Lea make their way down to the ring. Katie is dressed different to her usual loose halter-top and mini skirt. She is wearing dark eye-liner and lipstick, dresses in all black, with a black trench coat, leather skirt, fishnet stockings and thigh-high black leather boots. Katie stops on the ramp, stands in front of the Deadman and spins slowly dropping the coat to the floor and revealing a lose fitting fishnet top, that doesn’t nearly cover her tight fitting, low cut purple belly top.
Katie – Meet the first couple of wrestling. The Deadman himself, the Undertaker, and of course, me, Katie Lea Darkness!
JR – She’s even turned her back on the Burchill family name!
Katie – I told you all I wanted the best, and Katie always gets what she wants!
Undertaker takes the mic away from Katie and she beams a smile up at the dead man.
UNDERTAKER: Now let me make myself perfectly clear to you two. I've walked through the fires of hell itself to get my hands on that World Title and I'm not afraid to do it again. It won't matter to me who I have to destroy.
Weather it's you....Hunter......
Or you....John.....Cena.
Both Cena and HHH stare at each other then turn to stare at the Undertaker. Both men charge at the Undertaker and the lights go out!
JR: What the hell???
The lights come back on and Undertaker stands over both Cena and HHH who lay uncoscious on the Mat. The Undertaker falls to one knee and raises his hand to Katie Lea who smiles and jumps up and down.
JR: Can this night get any more bizzare???
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 18:59:53 GMT -5
Promo advertising coming RAW events
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Post by Spirk WWE on Apr 6, 2008 19:08:49 GMT -5
Camera comes up in Stone Cold's 'Office' which has Beer posters on the walls and a cooler sitting on top of the desk. Stone Cold is standing in the room with Vince McMahon.
VINCE: Just what the HELL do you think you're doing?
SCSA: What?
VINCE: This is another one of Linda's insane ideas putting you in charge of RAW. I don't know what's gotten into that woman the last couple of weeks but I'm at the end of my rope!
SCSA: What?
VINCE: Stop that!
FANS IN THE BACKGROUND: WHAT?
VINCE: DAMMIT! I SAID STOP! Now look Austin, I've got to admit that it's been pretty much chaos in the locker room since you've taken over. We've got people attacking each other, we've got anarchy in the ring.
SCSA: Well hell Vince what's wrong with that?
VINCE: What's wrong with.....
Vince takes a breath and calms himself down.
VINCE: Look, I knew there were going to be issues with you taking over the show, so when I found out I made a few calls and I came up with a solution....You know, something to help you with the day to day running of the show.
Stone Cold looks on, one eyebrow raised.
VINCE: SO I want to bring in your Co-general Manager and Steve....Please....Do your best to get along with him?
The door to the office opens and Eric Bischoff steps in. All smiles.
Vince: Steve you know Eric Bischoff?
Stone Cold smiles and extends his hand.
SCSA: Why sure! Welcome aboard son!
BISCHOFF: Thank you Steve I can't wait.....
Bischoff takes Stone Cold's hand and ....KICK WHAM STUNNER!
VINCE: WHAT THE HELL!
Austin rolls to his feet, facing Vince McMahon and KICK WHAM STUNNER down goes Vince!
Stone Cold flips both of them the bird and yanks the office door open and leaves.
JR: I don't think the Rattlesnake is too thrilled with sharing his new duties!
KING: He just....He Just stunnered both the new Co-GM and The Chairman of the Board!
Copyright Comes up.......
JR: Goodnight everyone...We'll see you next week!
Fades to black....
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